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Song Parodies -> "Fry A Yellow Liver Drowned In Cold Smoked Brie"

Original Song Title:

"Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree"

Original Performer:

Tony Orlando and Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Fry A Yellow Liver Drowned In Cold Smoked Brie"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I'm Hannibal, I've done my time
Now I've got control of weirdness in my mind

If you believe I'm better, well it's true -- I do T.V. !

And you'll know just what you'll view
If you will watch me

If
you will
watch
me


(Oh) Fry a yellow liver drowned in cold smoked brie!
With some fava beans,
And some chianti!

To fry and steam a liver drowned in cold smoked brie,

I'll spray on the pus

For better brown crust -- put, the flame on " 3 "

To fry those greasy yellow livers drowned in cold smoked brie!


( --- brief instrumental --- )


" Chef Lecter's Meat Potpourri "
When I'm cookin' there, you'll see what I might eat!

I'd really grill in prison,
And I love meat rolled in brie!

A dimpled yellow liver's what I see's my specialty

I roll
and fold
in
cheese


(Oh) Fry a yellow liver brown in cold smoked brie!
Lots of fava beans!
A nice chianti!

To fry a greasy liver brown in cold smoked brie,

Just spray on the pus

For better brown crust -- put, the flame on " 3 "

To fry those greasy yellow livers brown in cold smoked brie!


( --- instrumental --- )


Nielsens high, my network's cheering ---

--- as I crank the heat, I steam ---

Aaaa--
Hun-dred yellow livers
drowned in cold smoked brie!

I'm Hannibal

Mmm-hmm!

(*snik*snik*snik* --*snik*snik*snik*snik*)
(*SNIK-SNIK*)

Fry a liver drowned in cold smoked brie!
Fry a liver drowned in cold smoked brie!
Fry a liver drowned in cold smoked brie!

(*snik*snik*snik*snik*)
(*SNIK-SNIK*)

Fry a liver brown in cold smoked brie!
Fry a liver brown in cold smoked brie!
Fry a liver brown in cold smoked brie!

(*snik*snik*snik*snik*)
(*SNIK-SNIK*)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.9

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Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This song has a morbid buffet of words, sickening references and is an overall insult to television.

It gets three fives!
MasonR - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliantly demented!
Phil Alexander - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
"Spray on the pus"??? I guess it might add flavour, but I really can't see even Hannibal going for that...
Michael Pacholek - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I was thrilled to see such a brilliant title. Then I got worried that you wrote a song just to satisfy a great title (i.e. my own "King Kong" parody "You Don't Have to Slay the Monkey"). But you made this very tasty. Five tablespoons of points. Speaking of points, though, Phil's got one. That's just not Lecter's style. Even if the pun was delicious. (The pun, not the pus.)
alvin rhodes - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
fun to sing along to
AFW - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Violence of the Spam...excellent job...5's
Stuart McArthur - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
great title, JD - hilarious idea - and out of Hannibal Lechter and Jamie Oliver, I'd watch Hannibal...preferably EATING Jamie Oliver - 555
Luke Brattoni - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Brilliant title, hilarious concept. Don't forget to cook that horrendously melodramatic host of The Iron Chef, too!
Adagio - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
eww...you made even that horrible menu sound good! 5's
Johnny D - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Peter, MasonR, Philbo, Michael, alvin, AFW, Stuart, Luke, and Adagio!
Meriadoc - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
You really de-livered on this one! :-)
Johnny D - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh heh, thanks, Merry!
Agrimorfee - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I wanted to sing along! (but I'm at the office, so I couldn't...). Put a big smile on face...pictured Anthony Hopkins doing a soft-shoe during the instrumental break...lovely!
Chris Bodily TM - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM Runner-Up) LMAO!!! This is one of the most sickeningly hilarious parodies I have ever read in my life, I think! You know, I can actually hear Tony Orlando singing "I'm Hannibal" and "Put the flame on 3" in the mp3. LOL... The the rhyming on the title is perfect. And I'm not sure I even want to know what a yellow liver drowned in cold smoked brie takes like.
Cat - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Right up there with Melhi's "Applied A Bunch Of Stickers to My SUV," Johnny D. Great great job.
Matthias - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
"Now that's why I call Good Eats!"
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Via yours truly The Guide Menschelin will give this parody 555 stars!
Rex - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Sometimes you scare me, Johnny. And look for HL to have his own show soon on the Cooking channel. This is wacky and funny.
Adagio - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) No words to express the repulsion and funniness at the same time, Johnny! 5's
Max Power - March 15, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM-LOL
Stuart McArthur - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) see above - the title line just reads so well each time you come across it in the parody, JD - love it
Dumb Ass Kid - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] Good, but not your best 545
bobpiecheese - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well, that was random. Then again, that's me summed up in four words. Nice work Johnny D.
Red Ant - March 24, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Funny work Johnny D, and I thought I was the only one here who saw the spoof called "Sinus Of The Lambs", starring B-rate actors Anthony Snotkins and Grodie Nostril!. 5s.
Kristof Robertson - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Stomach churningly funny, JD...Hannibal is great parody food, and you baked this up perfectly. (Stop now, KR...) 555
wannabemustangjockey - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Sick. But you know, "sick" can also mean cool.
Confission - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(sotm) the meal sounds almost as good as the parody
Larry Hensley - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hail to the chef! A culinary classic, 555s
Arwen - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM...I'm giggling and queasy all at the same time, Johnny...
Andria - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Hate the OS, love your parody. 5s.
Johnny D - December 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria!

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