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Song Parodies -> "Velveeta"

Original Song Title:

"Candida"

Original Performer:

Tony Orlando And Dawn

Parody Song Title:

"Velveeta"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

the toast...soon comes out
and i know that i will shout
cause they call it the poor's pizza pie
the cheese, i applied
ain't the ordinary kind
fryin' up the best...you can buy

oh my velveeta
we should make toast together
the blacker it gets, all the better
hope the oven's fresh and clean
oh my velveeta
my favorite brand...how i eat ya
i cut with a kniife...then i heat ya
when i get some, how i scream

the color...is bright
went and bought some late last night
stored it in the kitchen...pulled it for my lunchtime
but then, i espied...a gray mouse...baby, no lie
that small sleek thing with fur's no friend of mine

oh my velveeta
mice and i...live together
i figure i should have known better
cause this room ain't fresh and clean
oh my velveeta
if left on hand, mice'll eat ya
this really ain't no way to treat ya
when i see mice, how i scream

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 6

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AFW - October 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Much better than welfare cheese, very tasty...fives
Johnny D - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
5s, especially 'cause Tony O & Dawn were so frikkin' cheesy themselves.
2Eagle - May 18, 2011 - Report this comment
Good companion piece for Weird Al's "My Bologna".

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