Song Parodies -> Velveeta
| Original Song Title: | "Candida" |
| Original Performer: | Tony Orlando And Dawn |
| Parody Song Title: | "Velveeta" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
the toast...soon comes out
and i know that i will shout
cause they call it the poor's pizza pie
the cheese, i applied
ain't the ordinary kind
fryin' up the best...you can buy
oh my velveeta
we should make toast together
the blacker it gets, all the better
hope the oven's fresh and clean
oh my velveeta
my favorite brand...how i eat ya
i cut with a kniife...then i heat ya
when i get some, how i scream
the color...is bright
went and bought some late last night
stored it in the kitchen...pulled it for my lunchtime
but then, i espied...a gray mouse...baby, no lie
that small sleek thing with fur's no friend of mine
oh my velveeta
mice and i...live together
i figure i should have known better
cause this room ain't fresh and clean
oh my velveeta
if left on hand, mice'll eat ya
this really ain't no way to treat ya
when i see mice, how i scream
and i know that i will shout
cause they call it the poor's pizza pie
the cheese, i applied
ain't the ordinary kind
fryin' up the best...you can buy
oh my velveeta
we should make toast together
the blacker it gets, all the better
hope the oven's fresh and clean
oh my velveeta
my favorite brand...how i eat ya
i cut with a kniife...then i heat ya
when i get some, how i scream
the color...is bright
went and bought some late last night
stored it in the kitchen...pulled it for my lunchtime
but then, i espied...a gray mouse...baby, no lie
that small sleek thing with fur's no friend of mine
oh my velveeta
mice and i...live together
i figure i should have known better
cause this room ain't fresh and clean
oh my velveeta
if left on hand, mice'll eat ya
this really ain't no way to treat ya
when i see mice, how i scream
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Much better than welfare cheese, very tasty...fives
5s, especially 'cause Tony O & Dawn were so frikkin' cheesy themselves.
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