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Song Parodies -> "I'll Do What I'll Do For Maria"

Original Song Title:

"I Did What I Did For Maria"

Original Performer:

Tony Christie

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Do What I'll Do For Maria"

Parody Written by:

Jess Cully

The Lyrics

Following the eviction of the superb Maria Lawson from the UK TV talent show The X Factor last week, on the decision of judge Louis Walsh - who had a personal relationship with her eviction rivals The Conway Sisters
Some guys tell me it's only a waste of money
Call me obsessed and shake their heads at me
But I'll cast my 4 votes with no fear
'Cause I'll do what I'll do for Maria

Last week just wasn't right, so this week it's a fight
On the living room sofa this Saturday night
I'll be sitting alone with my hand on my phone
And revenging my heart for Maria
My dearest evicted Maria

I'll give Andy one vote, and one for Journey South
Bren and Chico one each, to smack Lou in the mouth
I'll do what I'll do for Maria
I'll do what I'll do for Maria

After Kate announces one of Louis' two boys
In the last 2 with the Conway girl noise
Lou will sweat as his fate becomes clear
His sphincter a-twitching with fear

When Si and Sharon call, they'll be having a ball
As they make Louis squirm, a deliberate one-all
Be it Nick, be it Shayne, put the squeezes on him
Then Kate says "Decision time's near'
And we'll have our revenge for Maria

Repeat chorus to fade

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Andrea Huckstep - November 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this was a song parody about Sonic Adventure 2

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