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Song Parodies -> "Nosferatu"

Original Song Title:

"Amarillo"

Original Performer:

Tony Christie

Parody Song Title:

"Nosferatu"

Parody Written by:

Klif Fuller

The Lyrics

There's a new day dawning
On a Transylvania morning
How I long to be there
Where the vampires are waiting for me there
In their dirt filled coffins, before they awake
I'll be ready and waiting,
With garlic, cross and stake

I'm here to slay the nosferatu
During the daylight is the best time to
And if I slay all the nosferatu
Then sweet salvation waits for me
Show me where are the nosferatu
I'm a slayer and it's what I must do
Staking all the nosferatu
Then sweet salvation waits for me

Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala and sweet salvation waits for me

If there's a vampire laying
In his coffin then I start slaying
First the Holy Wafer
Then the stake and now it's safer
Just beyond the mountains lies the Borgo pass
There lies Dracula sleeping
His evil's unsurpassed

I'm here to slay the nosferatu
During the daylight is the best time to
And if I slay all the nosferatu
Then sweet salvation waits for me
Show me where are the nosferatu
I'm a slayer and it's what I must do
Staking all the nosferatu
Then sweet salvation waits for me
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala
Sha la la lala lalala and sweet salvation waits for me

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Pacing: 4.5
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Kristof Robertson - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
You don't happen to be from the UK, do you Klif? If you do you'll know what I'm talking about when I say this is Peter Kay-riffic!! 555
Stuart McArthur - March 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Klif - DKTOS, but wow, I just read your other vampire submission today, and loved it, and you must've accidentally forgotten to allow "comments" - it was fantastic - I gave you 5s for that one and 5s for this as a carry-over - anyone scanning Latest Comments, please give Klif's other one a look too :-)
Red Ant - March 20, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but this would be great if you could make it from "Desperato" (sp?) from The Eagles ( not saying it isn't, but many more probably know that one )
Dumb Ass Kid - March 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This is one of the best parodies i have read so far (mind you, i have only been here a few days!!!) Still, it's all 5s from me!

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