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Song Parodies -> "Listen to Her Fart"

Original Song Title:

"Listen to Her Heart"

Parody Song Title:

"Listen to Her Fart"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

This is my second Tom Petty parody, and the first in a series of his songs that I plan on doing, which will span from 1978 to 2002.
You think she'd try to keep them at bay
But your honey smells like methane
You keep thinking someone's diaper needs to change
Dinner went through her like an X-ray

You're gonna listen to her fart
She had to eat some greasy food
You might hear her bowels rumblin' when she sits near you

You hear things and think that I'm being rude
She wants you to think it's Rover
You can't see it when her colon makes a move
Better run when she bends over

You're gonna listen to her fart
She oughtta do a number 2
She might try to make up somethin' but it smells like poo

And I wouldn't creep up behind her
Man, I'll just bring a fan
Cause it's your girl
It's your girl
Ugh!

Yeah, you oughtta listen to her fart
It's gonna probably make you spew
You might want to tell her somethin', (be)fore it knocks out you

Ew ew
Yuck!

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
"She wants you to think it's Rover" -- great line.
MrMacphisto - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude... :)

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