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Song Parodies -> "Free Ballin'"

Original Song Title:

"Free Fallin'"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"Free Ballin'"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Its a good washer
Doesn't use much water
Takes out stains too
Its a good dryer
Doesn't make much noise
and its quick too

Its a long day, living without support
Theres an akward feeling, without my drawers
And I'm a bad boy cause I don't even miss 'em
I'm a bad boy, for forgettin' the laundry

And I'm free, free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'

All the frottage, in my crotch
Moves up and down, in my pants
And my boys, are in harms way
A ll the underwear, are at home with tire tracks

And I'm free, free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'
Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm
Free ballin', now I'm free ballin', now I'm

I wanna sit down, without worrying
I wanna reach down and scratch
Gonna free ball out into nothin'
Gonna leave my underwear for a while

And I'm free, free ballin'
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'

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Poopie Long-stocking - January 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Scuse me, but this is an 80s song. I think it's a great parody though! I laugh my head off whenever I read stuff like this!

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