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Song Parodies -> "OK To Piss In Your Back Yard"

Original Song Title:

"Listen To Her Heart"

Original Performer:

Tom Petty

Parody Song Title:

"OK To Piss In Your Back Yard"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Ever have a Party at your placeand then need to use your own bathroom? This OS is an early Tom Petty number.
[instrumental intro]

I must "pee" real quick; my balls sure do ache
It's not funny; I'm in real pain
I must piss so bad; about to go insane
I must "whiz" soon to be OK

I'm gonna piss in the back yard
But I won't do "number two"
The lawn will absorb the moisture
But you must clean "poo"

I can't think; I've got to pee so bad, it's screwed
There's a line to use the can now
Someone's in there and they're taking a long "poo"
Gotta pee, or I'll have a cow

I've got to take a piss right now
My freaking nuts are turning blue
I can't hold it too much longer
I cry out, "Boo-hoo"

I really must pee, 'cause my balls hurt
Man, I can't hardly stand, soon I must spurt
That's for sure

[instrumental break]

Well, OK – I'll piss in the back yard
But I won't do "number two"
The grass will absorb the moisture
But you must clean "poo"
I won't poop

[instrumentals out to end fade]

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TJC - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Micturation minus defacation = magnif-i-go!
alvin rhodes - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
but ya gotta be careful in the front yard...5s
Jason - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job Paul! Ive hurt my sides laughing so hard at this!
Adagio - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm.....too involved for a woman....good one Paul...exit right to the front yard, er, back yard.
Paul Robinson - October 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, glad you enjoyed it ~ ~ ~
AFW - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
To pee or not to pee, that is the question....a funny premise, here...Humor, pain, and truth, are all cards in the same deck...

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