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Song Parodies -> "Jello's For Me"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Its Me"

Original Performer:

Todd Rundgren

Parody Song Title:

"Jello's For Me"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

jello's for me
i've bought a good will last some time
some say it shakes too much, but that's just wrong
bring some right won't last too long
maybe i really think this spoonful's fine

eating soon
i'm eating everything, but leaving room for goo
it shakes and dances with an essence, rare
it shakes and dances with exotic flair
sometimes i can't help eating more than a few

its important for teeth
and your nails underneath
and you'll savor all the flavor, that's bequeathed

eat with me
you know that you'll be eating what you should
although you think this food may be juvenile
you'll thank me later for your nails and your smile
when blended right, how it tastes so good

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John Barry - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Most eloquent Jello jest ever.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
The shakes and dances lines brough to mind an old Swedish saying about women who move around shaking their asse(t)s too much. Roughly translated it goes like this: She wobbles like a piece of jelly standing on top of an aspic. :-)
Meriadoc - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
For some reason I always see jello as the only inanimate object that can truly not be called 'inert'...or is it the other way around? Anyway, gooey - er good parody Alvin.
AFW - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Very well set, jiggles nice..
alvin rhodes - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks john peter merry and AFW
Stuart McArthur - August 10, 2006 - Report this comment
My wife won't let me eat it while she's in the house Alvin, so I tell her, "You say Goodbye, and I say Jello" - passionfruit's my fave - 555
alvin rhodes - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks stuart
TJC - August 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Just saw this one today... very funny and, I don't know if this was intended, but it gives me the quivers! By the way, I understand the Brand name Jell-O was first coined in 1897... what took you so long! 5's

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