Song Parodies -> Her Claw Was Right (In My Thighs)
| Original Song Title: | "I Saw The Light (In Your Eyes)" |
| Original Performer: | Todd Rundgren |
| Parody Song Title: | "Her Claw Was Right (In My Thighs)" |
| Parody Written by: | Andy Primus |
Full of hate...an' spite
I have got a cat that isn't right
She will hiss an' arch her back an' bite
An' she'll poo...in my shoe
Once she filled...my bong
When I drew I got this acrid pong
Lungs were peeling it was so strong
And I threw
Then she jumped up at me
And she hung there above my knee
Coz her claw was right in my thighs
In my thighs
In the yard...she's king
An' birds never get the chance to sing
Claws are little but they don't half sting
Makes 'em dread...makes 'em dead
Bird she tried...to stun
But the goo, it all began to run
So I couldn't help but dip a bun
An' some rye bread
On intestines I'll chew
With the carcass I'll make a stew
Or for sure the kite will make pies
Will make pies
-------------------------
Didn't cook...the breast
It's not something that I could digest
Coz it made me hurl, I should have guessed
No surprise
If I can I'll ignore
When they warn not to eat it raw
Not for me, the shite from them guys
From them guys
From them guys
From them guys
From them guys
I have got a cat that isn't right
She will hiss an' arch her back an' bite
An' she'll poo...in my shoe
Once she filled...my bong
When I drew I got this acrid pong
Lungs were peeling it was so strong
And I threw
Then she jumped up at me
And she hung there above my knee
Coz her claw was right in my thighs
In my thighs
In the yard...she's king
An' birds never get the chance to sing
Claws are little but they don't half sting
Makes 'em dread...makes 'em dead
Bird she tried...to stun
But the goo, it all began to run
So I couldn't help but dip a bun
An' some rye bread
On intestines I'll chew
With the carcass I'll make a stew
Or for sure the kite will make pies
Will make pies
-------------------------
Didn't cook...the breast
It's not something that I could digest
Coz it made me hurl, I should have guessed
No surprise
If I can I'll ignore
When they warn not to eat it raw
Not for me, the shite from them guys
From them guys
From them guys
From them guys
From them guys
Your Vote Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for website. They appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
|
Place Your Vote
|
| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| 5 | 6 | 6 | 6 |
User Comments Follow...
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
ALL TIED UP! Great take on a GREAT song with this CATastorphy!!! Good one, Andy.
LOL!!
you wrapped the world of cats up nicely....love the OS too...i sang along
Now I know why there's a "kit" in "kitchen."
Cat didn't have your tongue on this one - 555!!!
Thanks Mark, Alvin, John & Leo
I think this is the second time I've Fived ya on the title sub alone, although was hoping for a human pu-- I mean, kitten's claw in the thighs... maybe for a sequel?
Thanks TT
Me wowwwwwww, Sir !
Thanks NorCALcougaress
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/toddrundgren12.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 120









