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Song Parodies -> "Her Claw Was Right (In My Thighs)"

Original Song Title:

"I Saw The Light (In Your Eyes)"

Original Performer:

Todd Rundgren

Parody Song Title:

"Her Claw Was Right (In My Thighs)"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

Full of' spite
I have got a cat that isn't right
She will hiss an' arch her back an' bite
An' she'll my shoe
Once she bong
When I drew I got this acrid pong
Lungs were peeling it was so strong
And I threw
Then she jumped up at me
And she hung there above my knee
Coz her claw was right in my thighs
In my thighs

In the yard...she's king
An' birds never get the chance to sing
Claws are little but they don't half sting
Makes 'em dread...makes 'em dead
Bird she stun
But the goo, it all began to run
So I couldn't help but dip a bun
An' some rye bread
On intestines I'll chew
With the carcass I'll make a stew
Or for sure the kite will make pies
Will make pies
Didn't cook...the breast
It's not something that I could digest
Coz it made me hurl, I should have guessed
No surprise
If I can I'll ignore
When they warn not to eat it raw
Not for me, the shite from them guys
From them guys
From them guys
From them guys
From them guys

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Mark Scotti - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
ALL TIED UP! Great take on a GREAT song with this CATastorphy!!! Good one, Andy. LOL!!
alvin - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
you wrapped the world of cats up the OS too...i sang along
John Barry - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Now I know why there's a "kit" in "kitchen."
Leo Keough - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Cat didn't have your tongue on this one - 555!!!
Andy Primus - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, Alvin, John & Leo
Tommy Turtle - April 29, 2009 - Report this comment
I think this is the second time I've Fived ya on the title sub alone, although was hoping for a human pu-- I mean, kitten's claw in the thighs... maybe for a sequel?
Andy Primus - April 30, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks TT
NorCALcougaress - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Me wowwwwwww, Sir !
Andy Primus - May 13, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks NorCALcougaress

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