(G.W. Bush sings)


Al Gore, boy, is that you?
I thought your vote countin' days were through
Sunk-in eyes and full of sighs
Tell no lies, you get wise
I tell you now we're gonna pull you through
There's only one thing left that we can do

We gotta get you a ballot
If its Pat's, we'll throw it out and we'll get you another
We gotta get you a ballot
We better get walkin', we're wastin' time talkin' now

Al Gore, boy, you're my friend
You say how and I'll say when
Come and meet me down the Poll
Search your soul, meet Bob Dole
You may not ever get this chance again
That empty feeling's just about to end

We gotta get you a ballot
If its Pat's, we'll throw it out and we'll get you another
We gotta get you a ballot
We better get walkin', we're wastin' time talkin' now

Talkin' 'bout chads and what they mean to you
I think Chad Everett would know what to do
I got one thing to say, you know it's true
You got to find some time to get this thing together

We gotta get you a ballot
If its Pat's, we'll throw it out and we'll get you another
We gotta get you a ballot
We better get walkin', we're wastin' time talkin' now

Talkin' 'bout things about those Palm Beach bums
They may be stupid but they're sure all thumbs
If they upset you, have another TUMS
Because we ain't got time to get this thing together, 'cause we
Got to get this thing together with a lawyer who has been around
A liberal Court Judge who won't let you down
Let's hope there's still one left in this whole town,
And that he'll take some time to get this thing together, cause,
to get this thing together, cause
get this thing together, cause

We gotta get you a ballot
We gotta get you a ballot
We gotta get you a ballot
And when we're through with you,
We'll get me one too