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Song Parodies -> "Secret Asian Man"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

Original Performer:

Toasters/Johnny Rivers

Parody Song Title:

"Secret Asian Man"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Very late SARS song. Apologies to those who take offense.
There's a man who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger.
With every move he makes another chance he takes.
SARS won't let him live to see tomorrow.

Secret Asian man
Secret Asian man
They've given you surgical masks so you don't die.

Beware of SARS-like faces that you see.
A SARS-like face can hide a bad disease.
Oh, be careful where you walk,
Over your mouth wear a sock.
SARS won't let him live to see tomorrow.

Chorus x 2

Swinging on the Riviera one day
And then lying in a hospital room next day.
Oh, don't you breathe the wrong air man,
Whilst in the germ's full span.
SARS won't let him live to see tomorrow.


Secret Asian man
Uh, wait, here was his real demise.

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

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Rice Cube & Watt Daddy - September 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Thought we'd do some shameless self-promoting since ours was here first, but yours is good too ;-)
Static - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
are the ads on this site a coincidence? secret agent man on dvd? lol...
ChuckyG - September 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Nope, the ads are based on keywords found on the page.. some of the Clinton parodies have excellent links on the right hand side.
Michael Pacholek - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm not offended by the use of Asians as a humor topic. I am offended by the fact that this wasn't very good and it wasn't very funny. But I'll get over it. Pretty soon, I'll see that somebody has written something much more offensive (i.e. praising Bush, blasting liberals).
Static - September 09, 2003 - Report this comment
i'm not in high school yet but i know that bush is an idiot... and this one of mine sucks. thanks for the comment pacholek. maybe now i'll work more than 10 minutes.
Katie - October 13, 2003 - Report this comment
woah. ur not in high school yet? k cool i kinda figured u were older though for some reason...
Static - October 20, 2003 - Report this comment
uh... because I'm so (im)mature? LOL - December 16, 2005 - Report this comment
If I can't hear it I can't comment!!! How do we hear a sample of the song?????

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