Song Parodies -> Secret Asian Man
| Original Song Title: | "Secret Agent Man" |
| Original Performer: | Toasters/Johnny Rivers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Secret Asian Man" |
| Parody Written by: | Static |
Very late SARS song. Apologies to those who take offense.
There's a man who leads a life of danger.
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger.
With every move he makes another chance he takes.
SARS won't let him live to see tomorrow.
Chorus:
Secret Asian man
Secret Asian man
They've given you surgical masks so you don't die.
Beware of SARS-like faces that you see.
A SARS-like face can hide a bad disease.
Oh, be careful where you walk,
Over your mouth wear a sock.
SARS won't let him live to see tomorrow.
Chorus x 2
Swinging on the Riviera one day
And then lying in a hospital room next day.
Oh, don't you breathe the wrong air man,
Whilst in the germ's full span.
SARS won't let him live to see tomorrow.
Chorus
Secret Asian man
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger.
With every move he makes another chance he takes.
SARS won't let him live to see tomorrow.
Chorus:
Secret Asian man
Secret Asian man
They've given you surgical masks so you don't die.
Beware of SARS-like faces that you see.
A SARS-like face can hide a bad disease.
Oh, be careful where you walk,
Over your mouth wear a sock.
SARS won't let him live to see tomorrow.
Chorus x 2
Swinging on the Riviera one day
And then lying in a hospital room next day.
Oh, don't you breathe the wrong air man,
Whilst in the germ's full span.
SARS won't let him live to see tomorrow.
Chorus
Secret Asian man
Uh, wait, here was his real demise.
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Thought we'd do some shameless self-promoting since ours was here first, but yours is good too ;-) http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/johnnyrivers3.shtml
are the ads on this site a coincidence? secret agent man on dvd? lol...
Nope, the ads are based on keywords found on the page.. some of the Clinton parodies have excellent links on the right hand side.
I'm not offended by the use of Asians as a humor topic. I am offended by the fact that this wasn't very good and it wasn't very funny. But I'll get over it. Pretty soon, I'll see that somebody has written something much more offensive (i.e. praising Bush, blasting liberals).
i'm not in high school yet but i know that bush is an idiot... and this one of mine sucks. thanks for the comment pacholek. maybe now i'll work more than 10 minutes.
woah. ur not in high school yet? k cool i kinda figured u were older though for some reason...
uh... because I'm so (im)mature? LOL
If I can't hear it I can't comment!!! How do we hear a sample of the song?????
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