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Song Parodies -> "Never Took Viagra"

Original Song Title:

"Never Been to Spain"

Original Performer:

Three Dong Night

Parody Song Title:

"Never Took Viagra"

Parody Written by:

Mick Terry

The Lyrics

Well, I NEVER TOOK VIA-GRA
or its rip-off called Cialis-,
'though I maybe could've used- them
with those three girls down in Dallas-.
Up like Polar-is,
but after Kate and Al-ice,
teeny, tiny phal-lus.

Well, I NEVER TOOK to drink-ing,
past the day that I turned legal-.
But I'd done my share of puk-ing
with my head down in the pee-hole-.
You're not too drunk- if
you can lay on the floor- with
out holding on-,
without holding on.

Well, I NEVER TOOK to smok-ing,
but I did try marija-uana-.
Just a little bit of tok-ing,
but I really don't remember.
I got the mun-chies.
My girlfriend dumped- me.
What does it mat-ter?
What does it matter?

Well, I NEVER TOOK VIA-GRA
or its rip-off called Cialis-,
'though I maybe could've used- them
with those three girls down in Dallas-.
Up like Polar-is,
but after Kate and Al-ice,
teeny, tiny phal-lus.


As performed by BLOND CHITLIN' GOLDSTEIN, popularized by Three Dog Night, original words & music by Hoyt Axton Copyright © 1969. New lyrics Copyright © 2009 MickTerry.com

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Christie Marie M - September 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Here's 555 mgs of Viagra you can take for the first time and you'll feel better! Beware of the side effects, though!
Sherri Oates - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
I really don't remember a little bit of toking in the 70's. Oh, yeah, ... I wasn't born yet.
Jo Darcy - November 13, 2016 - Report this comment
Did you really have a typo with your original performer? Nah, I doubt it.

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