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Song Parodies -> "Violet B."

Original Song Title:

"Mama Told Me Not To Come"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Violet B."

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

Written for Below Average Dave's 'Artistry' competition, but may become part 1 of a thematic series of parodies.
I'm a used car salesman's daughter
Living comfortably
I found that Golden Ticket from Wonka's company
Says it's gonna be the greatest contest that could ever be
Hey, who turned out the lights?
This boat ride is creepy!

Mama told me to chew gum
Mama told me to chew gum
I am the gum chewing champ-ee-yun! Whoa!

Freak out from that sideshow
And that fat Augustus Gloop
Fell in that river, drinkin'
Then got sucked up through that chute!
That bitch Veruca Salt is smirking
And Mike Tevee's a simp
Let's get more gum and suckers!
(And that Bucket's such a wimp!)

Mama told me to chew gum
Mama told me to chew gum
She said I'll be the gum chewing champion, hon!
I'll be as bright as the sun, hon!

What's that stuff he showin'?
A gum dinner? That's the score!
Let me sample that, my dear friend
Mmm pot roast, wait-- there's more!
One minute--feeling strange
The dessert is now in store
I'm turning blue, screw this!!
I don't wanna chew no more

Mama told me to chew gum
Mama told me to chew gum
She said I'll be the gum chewing champion, hon!
I'll be as bright as the sun, hon!

[AD LIB THROUGH END]
Oompa Loompas! Oompa Loompas!
Dooby da! Dooby da!
Roll me! Roll me! I'm blueberry, I'm blueberry!
This trip is no longer fun
Mom I'm stopping with the gum
Mom I'm stopping with the gum!
I'm being turned and spun!
This trip is no longer fun, done!
This trip is no longer fun, done!
Copyright 2008, Agrimorfee. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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Matthias - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Fun stuff here Agrimorfee. What is this thematic series going to entail? Looking forward to seeing this one follow through. Let's pop "Charlie And The Chocolate Factory" into the VCR, because that's the security code.
Agrimorfee - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
It only ust occurred to me that, as far as I know, there hasn't been parodies on C&TCF...perhaps more from me on this subject will come later. Thanks for the 555.
alvin - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
maintains the eerie tone of the OS well
MrMacphisto - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Short and very sweet... 5-5-5
John Barry - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Brings back memories of reading CCF to my son years ago.
Kristof Robertson - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm a big fan of Roald, and I liked the first movie (not to keen on Depp in the most recent)...so this was right up my alley. 555
WeWandaWonka - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Great write, sir, CABO-WABO for sure!
Christie Marie M - December 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Other than reading CCF, my 2 other favorites of Dahl's are Matilda and The Witches. I enjoyed 2 versions of CCF. I like Violet B. because she had a lot of spunk. Enjoyable. Now that I've read your parody, I'm in the mood to have some gum myself. I wish you luck on BAD's Artistry Competition!
Invisible Boy - January 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Funny Agri...
I just spent a week in ChicagoLand, shuttling between Aurora and Andersonville (sp?)
One of the things we did there was watch this movie (the Gene Wilder version)
Anyway...Happy New Year !!!
Rex - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Good job fitting in the names of the ticket-winning kids. Looking forward to the others.
Matthias - January 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Not a big fan of the original song, but the movie I am a fan of especially the Gene Wilder one, the Johnny Depp one was good because of Tim Burton, but that's the only reason why.
bobpiecheese - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I liked both movies - well, as much as I can recall of the first one, it was so long ago. Still, nice focus on Violet, can't wait to see more of the series! 555!
Below Average Dave - January 19, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You have really been on a roll lately Agri, and this one does not disappoint.
raddog20002002 - May 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, I just found another Wonka song. Right here! I noticed that u noticed I wrote a song about Violet B., too. Anyways, DKTOS, but I give u 555. :)
Matthias - August 17, 2011 - Report this comment
After seeing your entire Charlie and the Chocolate Factory I had to admit I was pretty impressed. Never been a fan of the original movie (or song for that matter) but you really made it your own throughout these parodies.
Abbott Skelding - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment
It's funny, when I started reading this I was like "Violet isn't the one that chews gum" because I was getting her and Veruca mixed up...it's been awhile since I've seen the movie. But great work!
Jeff Reuben - August 18, 2011 - Report this comment
I enjoyed this, although my recollection of the Chocolate Factory is skewed since I only saw the Family Guy version. Hopefully your series will fill in the blanks for me
Blaydeman - August 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nice little recap of that part of the film. I love that movie, it's a CLASSIC! Really awesome job!
Max Power - August 26, 2011 - Report this comment
Neat.
Below AVerage Dave - September 07, 2011 - Report this comment
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