-> "Someone Told Me (Not To Vote)"
Original Song Title:
"Mama Told Me (Not to Come)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Someone Told Me (Not To Vote)"
The Lyrics
"Hello mister, I'm a caller,
With advice for free
I've got no crazy questions or campaign pleas
Mine is the laziest request that could ever be
Don't go out tonight, stay home and watch TV"
"No, no, don't bother to vote,
No, no, don't bother to vote,
I say,
Your candidate's fine without, you,
Your candidate's fine without, you"
"Open up a cold brew, settle in your favorite chair
Tune in sitcoms jokin', blow your dope-smoke in the air
Have another joint, keep tokin', suck all them smokey laughs in deep
Open up a cold brew, drink yourself to sleep"
"No, no, don't bother to vote,
No, no, don't bother to vote,
I say,
Your candidate's fine without, you,
Your candidate's fine without, you"
(instrumental break)
Clock radio is blastin'
My head's poundin', feelin' sore
Oh no, it's Wednesday morning,
Must've passed out on the floor!
TV's showing someone - candidate that I adore -
She lost by one vote?
I don't wanna see no more!
Someone told me not to vote
Someone told me not to vote (someone told me)
And now
My candidate lost by one, no! (oh no!)
My candidate lost by one, son!
Someone told me, Someone told me
Someone told me, Someone told me
Someone told me not to vote (Someone told me not to vote)
My candidate lost by one, son!
My candidate lost by one, son!
My candidate lost by one, son, oh, ONE!
My candidate lost by one, son! (Someone told me)
Someone told me, Someone told me
Someone told me, Someone told me
Someone told me not to vote (Someone told me not to vote)
My candidate lost by one, son!
My candidate lost by one, son!
My candidate lost by one (oh no, NO!)
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Voting Results
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Pacing: | 4.8 | |
How Funny: | 4.2 | |
Overall Rating: | 4.2 | |
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Total Votes: | 12 |
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