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Song Parodies -> "Old Fashioned Won Ton"

Original Song Title:

"Old Fashioned Love Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Old Fashioned Won Ton"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

just some old fashioned won ton
cooked up by a guy i know
he's wrapped up in a tunic
and he's very busy packaging your food to go

you swear you've had it before
and your praise for it goes on and on
and soon you're comin' on back
cause you're sad that it is gone

just some old fashioned won ton
choose a second dish from column B
just some old fashioned won ton
some i'm sure he made especially

to lay our taste buds on and savor in the restaurant
where the lights are low
and furthermore,
i'd love a pair of egg rolls, so appealing
and i ought to know

i've often ate it before
and the taste will linger on and on
you bet, i'll be comin' back
and it won't be very long

just some old fashioned won ton
try it out and you will surely see
just some old fashioned won ton
come on down and have some lunch with me

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David Chrenko - February 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Most inscrutible. Keep up the good work.
sloatead - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
here's 5's from column A
Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This is too funny! "choose a second dish from column B" - I don't know why, but that line is hysterically funny! 5's

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