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Song Parodies -> "Mama Said The Man Would Come"

Original Song Title:

"Mama Told Me Not To Come"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Mama Said The Man Would Come"

Parody Written by:

sloatead

The Lyrics

Want some nutmeg in your egg nog, cookies with your tea?
What's all these crazy questions he's asking me?
This is as crazy as Santa could ever be
Don't plug in that tree, cause I don't want to see

Mama said the man would come
Mama said the man would come
She said, that Santa really has fun, uh huh

Don't bother locking windows, he's already in the room
He just slid down the chimney, and he passed out stale perfume
That old fashioned pipe he's smoking 'bout to scare me half to death
Thought I smelled a cherry sucker on the old man's breath

Mama said the man would come
Mama said the man would come
She said, that Santa really has fun, son
That Santa really has fun

Radio is blasting, can't stand Christmas songs no more
He's groping at my girlfriend, she's a real Santa whore
I seen a side of Santa I aint never seen before
Unplug that tree, I don't wanna see no more

Mama said the man would come
Mama said the man would come
She said, that Santa really has fun, son
That Santa really has fun

Mama told me, mama told me, mama ho ho ho'd and told me
Mama said the man would come
That Santa really has fun, son
That Santa really has fun

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Johnny D - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
This is hilarious.
Guy - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
So much like the original it's scary. Very nice execution. This was a totally fun read. This would sound awesome recorded. 5 stocking stuffers for you Slotead.
Johnny D - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy's right. I should have typed an exclamation point after "hilarious" in my first comment. Okay....so here it is now:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Diva - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
Billy Bob Thornton - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Mm-hm! Could be the theme song for my new movie "Bad Santa!" Mm-hm! This song's sharp as a blade. Some people call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade.

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