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Song Parodies -> "The Cocker"

Original Song Title:

"The Rocker"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thin Lizzy

Parody Song Title:

"The Cocker"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

I am your gun dog if you’re baggin’ some wigeon
I’m full of zip, no mutt’s quicker than me
You want a brace of pellet-peppered pigeon
Two little birds and a nice pot o’ tea!
I’m a cocker
I’m a cocker
I’m a flusher too, buddy
I’m a cocker

Down at the duck shoot, me an’ my pals were rompin’
Yippin’ an’ yappin’ an’ wantin’ a feisty dog or two
Up walked this hound an’ I knew he was up for somethin’
Coz he sniffed me right where I do a poo
He said, "Hey baby, meet me, I’m a borzoi"
“You smell ready to ride, you wanna try?”
He was wantin’ it, so dropped down t’ my size an’ said
"Ooh, I want doggyin’ with you”
“Coz you’re a cocker”
That’s right, I’m a cocker
I’m-a horny too, buddy
I’m a cocker

I love a…borzoi pole
I dig a gentle doggy who won’t maul
Fill my hole
Ready, boy, I’ll take it all

*****

Cocker
I took a…borzoi pole
I got my jollies an’ he did not maul
Sure filled my hole
Heady joy: I took it all
I’m a cocker


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Phil Alexander - December 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Woof bark, bark. Howwwwl
Timmy1000 - December 18, 2014 - Report this comment
Having a dog, this was well done - got some funny little nuances of their life. The subject sure needed to be in a hard rocker like this.
Leough - December 18, 2014 - Report this comment
I wonder if male dogs refer to ugly female dogs as "humans?" Well told!
Andy Primus - December 19, 2014 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, Timmy & Leough

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