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Song Parodies -> "Coffee in the Jar"

Original Song Title:

"Whiskey in the Jar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thin Lizzy

Parody Song Title:

"Coffee in the Jar"

Parody Written by:

Alex Morris

The Lyrics

As I woke up hungover from a night of drinkin'
I felt crap and awful and I staggered to my kitchen
I first switched on the kettle and found some filter paper
I stood there and I dithered o'er the Breville coffee maker

My head spins, wanna puke, gonna barf
I need some caffeine-o
I need some caffeine-o
There's coffee in the jar-o

I had to use the dunny and it wasn't very pretty
My guts were very runny and I caught it in my trolleys
I swore and I cried that never would I heave, me
But the revels of that last night were too much and I felt queasy

(Chorus)

Feeling not so bleary, my guts no more in danger
Making' my morning coffee and some toast and jam for later
Thought 'bout eggs or maybe bacon, with a grilled tomato
I jumped up, fired up my cooker and I sautéed some potato

(Chorus)

I was no longer wishin' to die nor was I scowlin'
And now my inner ear it felt more reassurin'
You see, I like drinkin' and payin' for my folly later
It's like I'm on a mission, and I never will abstain, yeah

(Chorus)

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Old Man Ribber - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Alex - This is entirely TOO familiar for me. Good job. ;D
Alex Morris - March 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Old Man Ribber - thanks for the kind words.

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