Oh My God! There's hundreds of dorks!

I see a huge and towering fresco
"The Day The Earh Stood Still"!
I see much things amazing
Movies, toys and games

I see grown men like children
Chatting up...Joss Whedon 'bout Buffy
But the man barely listens
Will he get out by 5?

We are downtown, fun all around
The SciFantaWizCon!

Saw a guy dressed up like Merlin
Claimed that he was born in nine hundred and ninety-nine!
There were Star Wars Stormtroopers
Marched right along the autograph line!

I've seen Wizard Worlds
And many ComiCons that were a disgrace
And so how much did this one cost?
My salary, one month, while working as a tech for myspace

Wow, wow, pleasures abound
SciFantaWizCon!

(spoken:)
In the Xena Pavillion, I met a French illustrator
Said he worked with Gary Gygax
He advertised...a beautiful picture for me
A litho of Darth, the price four grand!
I knew the cost would be a bitch
But this I'd never seen
Let me tell you
What else I bought for my room

Bought a rare text by Heinlein
And a bootleg of The Corpse Bride
And Jason Mewes dressed so plain
To Kevin Smith said, "Oh Snootchy Bootchies!

Then my nerves quivered with much unease
Denise Crosby, so unexpectedly pure
I just nearly died tonight
When she asked...MY NAME!

It was downtown, was lost and then found
SciFantaWizCon!
Lost in sound, bound, turned all around
SciFantaWizCon!

Think I'll go home now!

Downtown...YEAHHHHH!!!!!