Song Parodies -> Don't Tase Me, Bro!
| Original Song Title: | "Y.M.C.A." |
| Original Performer: | The Village People |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Tase Me, Bro!" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
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( instrumental opening )
Stun-man!
Why did you throw me down?
I said, stun-man!
Help me up from the ground!
I said, stun-man!
'Cause I'm just a big clown
There's no need,
to,
be,
stun-zappy!
Stun-man!
You've got mace you can spray
I said, stun-man!
In my face where I lay
If you
spray there,
I'll stay there and not bolt
But please don't,
give,
me,
that big jolt!
(ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP)
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
I have not done a thing,
that would make me deserve,
ev'ry blue lightning bolt you serve!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
You don't need to be mean!
You don't need to reveal,
how a zap in my ass would feel !!
Stun-man!
Are you listening to me?
I said, stun-man!
I'm here down on my knees!
I said, stun-man!
I can shake, squeal or scream,
Without shocks,
from,
your,
high-volt thing!
No man,
likes your lightning that mauls!
I said, no man,
likes a bolt in the balls!
So just
don't tase,
me bro and I'll be glad,
If you'll spare,
my,
sen-si-tive nads!
(ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP)
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
I am not a bad guy!
You should let me go free!
So I'm begging you, don't tase me!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
You don't need to be mean!
You don't need to reveal,
how a zap in my sack would feel !!
Stun-man!
You wear rubber-sole shoes
That means,
I will,
ground your voltage for you
If you
tase me,
you know I'll take a dive
And I don't,
know,
if,
I'll sur-vive
That's when,
stun guns stuck into me,
And I
fell down,
in a puddle of pee,
which con-ducted,
the e-lec-tri-ci-ty,
and gave me,
a,
va-sec-to-my!
(OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!)
It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!
It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!
Now I'm screaming in pain!
Now I'm writhing around!
Now my scrotum is toasted brown!
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOWS!
It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Now my nads are well-done!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Please turn off your stun-gun!
MY,
NADS ARE TOAST!
Like meat---on---the---grill,
MY,
NADS ARE TOAST!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Are you listening to me?
Stun-man, stun-man!
How well-done must I be?
FRIED
TES-TICLES!
(Oh) All I've got now are
FRIED
TES-TICLES!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Hear my voice - it's so high!
Stun-man, stun-man!
I'm no longer a guy!
NO
GE-NITALS!
(Now) I'm a eunuch with
NO
GE-NITALS!
Stun-man, stun-man!
I'm so stunned I might hurl!
Stun-man, stun-man!
You have made me a girl!
( repeat to fade )
Stun-man!
Why did you throw me down?
I said, stun-man!
Help me up from the ground!
I said, stun-man!
'Cause I'm just a big clown
There's no need,
to,
be,
stun-zappy!
Stun-man!
You've got mace you can spray
I said, stun-man!
In my face where I lay
If you
spray there,
I'll stay there and not bolt
But please don't,
give,
me,
that big jolt!
(ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP)
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
I have not done a thing,
that would make me deserve,
ev'ry blue lightning bolt you serve!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
You don't need to be mean!
You don't need to reveal,
how a zap in my ass would feel !!
Stun-man!
Are you listening to me?
I said, stun-man!
I'm here down on my knees!
I said, stun-man!
I can shake, squeal or scream,
Without shocks,
from,
your,
high-volt thing!
No man,
likes your lightning that mauls!
I said, no man,
likes a bolt in the balls!
So just
don't tase,
me bro and I'll be glad,
If you'll spare,
my,
sen-si-tive nads!
(ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP)
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
I am not a bad guy!
You should let me go free!
So I'm begging you, don't tase me!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
You don't need to be mean!
You don't need to reveal,
how a zap in my sack would feel !!
Stun-man!
You wear rubber-sole shoes
That means,
I will,
ground your voltage for you
If you
tase me,
you know I'll take a dive
And I don't,
know,
if,
I'll sur-vive
That's when,
stun guns stuck into me,
And I
fell down,
in a puddle of pee,
which con-ducted,
the e-lec-tri-ci-ty,
and gave me,
a,
va-sec-to-my!
(OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!)
It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!
It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!
Now I'm screaming in pain!
Now I'm writhing around!
Now my scrotum is toasted brown!
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOWS!
It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Now my nads are well-done!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Please turn off your stun-gun!
MY,
NADS ARE TOAST!
Like meat---on---the---grill,
MY,
NADS ARE TOAST!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Are you listening to me?
Stun-man, stun-man!
How well-done must I be?
FRIED
TES-TICLES!
(Oh) All I've got now are
FRIED
TES-TICLES!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Hear my voice - it's so high!
Stun-man, stun-man!
I'm no longer a guy!
NO
GE-NITALS!
(Now) I'm a eunuch with
NO
GE-NITALS!
Stun-man, stun-man!
I'm so stunned I might hurl!
Stun-man, stun-man!
You have made me a girl!
( repeat to fade )
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Ohm's Law says I have to give you 5s. Punishment for failure to do so? 50kV.
Strike up another one (or 50,000 watts) for the D-man.
That was great! What a boob. :)
Shockingly good. I wonder if the kid was majoring in electronics?
watt a parody....my body contorted to spell out the words !
cool
That was hilarious! 5s
Thanks very much, McKludge, Matthias, Johnny Pyro, JB, alvin, Ann, and Jack!
He did scream like his testicles were damaged! I was thinking this OS didn't have much "potential" but you certainly powered it up, JD. 5, 3 Ø.
A powerful parody that was conducted electricly. Serious bro, good work. The whole "glowing ball-sac" thing I dont believe would be all that bad... if a power outage occured you could take off your pants and find the way. Great job.
My voltmeter is reading 555 volts on this parody. I don't know if the vasectomy part's true, though (likely not).
Totally nuts... LOL... This is the best of the day...
Testicles Were Damaged. . .hmmm. . .perfect score from me:)
Thanks Red Ant, YousoCrazy, Dylan, MrMacphisto (aw shucks, thanks!!), and Below Average Dave!
"Stun-man" was a 5-worthy lol sub in itself... also loved the variations on YMCA... Whole thing sounded like an Alabama prison. :-)
Excellent stuff, Johnnt D. I particularly commend you for parodying the entire OS (which many of us AmIRIghters choose to abrigde) and for your clever conclusion.
Absolutely fantastastic high wattage humor with big-time stage production overtones! Loved it...
Thank you Tommy T, John J, and TJC!
I forgot. This parody won a Dylan Baranski Award for "Best Parody of the Day"!
Wow, thanks again, Dylan!!
Ah nuts. 555
You really zapped this one. If I copied anyones comments forgive me. It's late on my timetable & i didn't get to read all the comments. Nice work as usual
, JD.. 5 Volts just for priniciole, 5 Olms to wake them up and 5 watts to light the way.
Belated thanks to Agrimorfee & Guy.
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