The Lyrics
( instrumental opening )
Stun-man!
Why did you throw me down?
I said, stun-man!
Help me up from the ground!
I said, stun-man!
'Cause I'm just a big clown
There's no need,
to,
be,
stun-zappy!
Stun-man!
You've got mace you can spray
I said, stun-man!
In my face where I lay
If you
spray there,
I'll stay there and not bolt
But please don't,
give,
me,
that big jolt!
(ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP)
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
I have not done a thing,
that would make me deserve,
ev'ry blue lightning bolt you serve!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
You don't need to be mean!
You don't need to reveal,
how a zap in my ass would feel !!
Stun-man!
Are you listening to me?
I said, stun-man!
I'm here down on my knees!
I said, stun-man!
I can shake, squeal or scream,
Without shocks,
from,
your,
high-volt thing!
No man,
likes your lightning that mauls!
I said, no man,
likes a bolt in the balls!
So just
don't tase,
me bro and I'll be glad,
If you'll spare,
my,
sen-si-tive nads!
(ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP)
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
I am not a bad guy!
You should let me go free!
So I'm begging you, don't tase me!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
Please let me go and just,
DON'T,
TASE ME, BRO!
You don't need to be mean!
You don't need to reveal,
how a zap in my sack would feel !!
Stun-man!
You wear rubber-sole shoes
That means,
I will,
ground your voltage for you
If you
tase me,
you know I'll take a dive
And I don't,
know,
if,
I'll sur-vive
That's when,
stun guns stuck into me,
And I
fell down,
in a puddle of pee,
which con-ducted,
the e-lec-tri-ci-ty,
and gave me,
a,
va-sec-to-my!
(OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!)
It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!
It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!
Now I'm screaming in pain!
Now I'm writhing around!
Now my scrotum is toasted brown!
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOWS!
It's too late now they made,
MY,
BALL-SACK GLOW!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Now my nads are well-done!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Please turn off your stun-gun!
MY,
NADS ARE TOAST!
Like meat---on---the---grill,
MY,
NADS ARE TOAST!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Are you listening to me?
Stun-man, stun-man!
How well-done must I be?
FRIED
TES-TICLES!
(Oh) All I've got now are
FRIED
TES-TICLES!
Stun-man, stun-man!
Hear my voice - it's so high!
Stun-man, stun-man!
I'm no longer a guy!
NO
GE-NITALS!
(Now) I'm a eunuch with
NO
GE-NITALS!
Stun-man, stun-man!
I'm so stunned I might hurl!
Stun-man, stun-man!
You have made me a girl!
( repeat to fade )