Windows is a right royal pain
I say, Windows has just blue-screened again
I say, Windows causes aches in my brain
Although I'm certified, you see

Windows' Active Directory
Just confuses, puzzles and baffles me
'Cause I never configured an AD
I just read it in the textbooks

You wouldn't know I'm an MCSE
You wouldn't know I'm an MCSE
I read all the braindumps, took every mock exam
Even memorised all the crams
You wouldn't know I'm an MCSE
You wouldn't know I'm an MCSE
'Cause there's no substitute for learning while at work
Then I wouldn't be such a jerk

I think that paper means I'm smart
A real genius, truly a breed apart
Now I walk round with my hand on my LART*
And now everyone must kowtow

To my technological skills
I should realise I'm no more than a shill
For the vendors who want to make a kill-
-ing on selling to the masses

You wouldn't know I'm an MCSE
You wouldn't know I'm an MCSE
I read all the braindumps, took every mock exam
Even memorised all the crams
You wouldn't know I'm an MCSE
You wouldn't know I'm an MCSE
'Cause there's no substitute for learning while at work
Then I wouldn't be such a jerk

You might think that I'm an expert
If you don't know just how little it's worth
Because anyone can come by this cert
Just by clicking a few buttons

When will there be a third party
Which will measure my skills objectively
So the masses know that they can trust me
To have some idea what to do

You wouldn't know I'm an MCSE
You wouldn't know I'm an MCSE
I read all the braindumps, took every mock exam
Even memorised all the crams

MCSE
You wouldn't know I'm an MCSE
I know, I know I need to learn much more
I know, I know my skills are really poor

MCSE
I'm just a paper MCSE
I know, I know that I'm just a big fraud
I know, I know that you shouldn't be awed

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