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Song Parodies -> "In The Matrix"

Original Song Title:

"In The Navy"

Original Performer:

The Village People

Parody Song Title:

"In The Matrix"

Parody Written by:

Adam Eccleshall

The Lyrics

Somethin' seeming fishy? Thinking things are iffy?
Got a feelin' things ain't right?
Being stalked by dodgy geezers in black suits that
Always seem to want to fight?
Take a ride with me, then have a pill or three, so
We can yank your body out
Of an ancient sewer, reeking of manure
Oh, did I say that out loud?

In the Matrix, yes, you can look just how you please
In the Matrix, yes, we can jump around like fleas
In the Matrix, check out my funky new Ray-Bans
In the Matrix, lend the Zionists a hand
In the Matrix, learn kung-fu, kara-te and then
In the Matrix, just plant a bomb and count to ten
In the Matrix, and you be sure to run like hell!
In the Matrix, In the Matrix

We need you! We need you! We need you in some bright pink goo!
We need you! We need you! We need you in some bright pink goo!

We are really moody, menacing and broody
Chasing people down is fun
Even though we can put dents in peoples' faces
We still really like our guns
If you really think you'll get away from us, you're
Gonna have to think again
We can break the rules, and give you lots of bruises,
We don't even have to train

In the Matrix, don't bother running, you can't win
In the Matrix, oh but please, don't you just give in
In the Matrix, as that would be a crying shame
In the Matrix, for we dish out lots of pain
In the Matrix, we can inhabit other peeps
In the Matrix, some would say that it's rather neat
In the Matrix, although it sometimes feels cheap
In the Matrix, In the Matrix

We need you! We need you! We need you in some bright pink goo!
We need you! We need you! We need you in some bright pink goo!

..but... but... I'm afraid of sticky gunge
Hey... hey... look man...
I don't look so good in pink
We need you - oh my goodness
We need you - what are you gonna do with that spike thing?
We need you! We need you!

[Morpheous / Agents]
In the Matrix, we're gonna see that you all die
In the Matrix, oh yeah? I'd like to see you try
In the Matrix, on your face, I am gonna pound
In the Matrix, everybody, gather round!
In the Matrix, we're gonna have a burly brawl
In the Matrix, just watch that ugly bugger fall
In the Matrix, it's gonna end, once and for all
In teh Matrix, In the Matrix

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Started off funnier than it finished, but still worthy of 555
Genius in Maine - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one! 5, 5 reloaded, 5 revolution!
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
This was better than the third "part" which I refuse to call movie since it was really more of a prolonged almost 3 hour outstretched ad for the simultaniously released pc-game. :-)
Johnny "Mobius" D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody. Recently, my wife and I and some of our siblings started a little game where we each had to come up with our "Matrix Name". I chose "Mobius" as my Matrix wife chose "Nova" (she's into astronomy), one of her sisters chose "Ion" (she's a professional analytical chemist who uses mass-specs), and one of her brothers chose "Galileo" (not sure why).
The Thought Policeman ,The Thought Indian,The Thought Construction Worker,The Thought Navy Guy,and The Thought Leatherman - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know if we should give you the 555 blue pills or the 555 red pills !
Mouse - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
It was great until it got to "In the Matrix, we can inhabit other peeps"... then it just got lame. ;p

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