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Song Parodies -> "SPCA"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

The Village People

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Elena M.

The Lyrics

Kitty, you are covered in fleas,
I said, Kitty, you've liver disease.
It's a pity, there's something wrong with your knees.
I should have never got a purebred--

Litter, What is wrong with your bowels?
I said litter, well it smells really foul,
It's your sh**ter, That is making me growl,
You don't even cover it up--

Next time I'll go to the
I'll get my cat at the
Cause everybody says, how good it makes you feel
And you can get a really good deal!

Pussy, You're a helluva cat
I said Pussy, you look just like a rat
Eyes are pussy, I think I'm taking you back.
There's no way that you can stay here.

Breeders, make a killing on pets
I said breeders, be careful what you might get,
Biggest cheaters, I think that I've ever met.
This cat's mom is his sister too--

I should have gone to the
Adopt a cat from the
Cause everybody said, how good it makes you feel
And I got a really good deal!

Dumb cat, I don't know where you will go,
I said, dumb cat, earmites are starting to show
And I know that, your anal glands will soon blow
There's no way no one will take you--

Kitty, I know just where you can stay,
I said Kitty, there just might be a way,
In the city, there is an SPCA
They will be so happy to have you--

I'll take you down to the
You're going down to the
You can play all day, you can get a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel!

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Phil Alexander - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFL! I've not heard of the SPCA before, but I'd guess it's your version of the RSPCA. Very cute.
D. Shafer - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I think I have this kitty's brother, living in my house!! Great job! :)
Jeff Reuben - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I volunteer at the SPCA (Society from Protection from Cruelty to Animals), so I enjoyed this!
Guy - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Great line!!! -> This catís mom is his sister too--
This parody is the cats meow, purrfect. That pet is a real CATastrophy. Did you get the poor thing a cat scan? 5 kittens for this. Great job.
Robert J. Pagliaro - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Every dog I have ever owned (and ever will) has been a mutt from the shelter. Good job - but dogs are better than cats.
Leah Lockhart - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you everybody! I have a healthy, smart and beautiful cat from the SPCA (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, like the Human Society) and have never gone through a breeder. And don't get me started on whether cats or dogs are better...
Adagio - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
This is a really good job, Leah! I've heard a joke about an animal being taken into the vet and the owner said the animal was going to die. The owner, of course, did not believe it. A Lab dog was brought in...looked at the animal and shook his head, then a cat was brought in and shook his head slowly and sadly. The owner was then charged with $350 as a bill. The owner was outraged. The vet said that it would have been only $20 without the Lab report and Cat scan. Guy reminded me of that . Again, a really good job!
Johnny D - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Awww poor puddytat....... 5's
Michael Pacholek - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
You must be related to Phoebe Buffay, author of "Smelly Cat." Only your songs are better.
Meriadoc - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I had a cat like that once. She looked like a vulture, and was so icky no one wanted to pet her. Lived to be 19, too. Good parody!
Leah Lockhart - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I was thinking about "smelly cat" too. Thanks for the compliment. Should I write to NBC and try to sell it to them as Phoebe's new song? ;-)
Claude Prez - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done--which is also how I like my cats. Joking; whether or not I'm a "cat or dog person" usually depends on the owner. Anyway, funny stuff.
The But-Meister - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one. I know just what you mean. My cats just like that.
KintarosTiger - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Meow. Remember kiddies -- inbreeding is animal incest. At any rate, though, this was a neat one; funny to hear about all these messed-up cats and wanting to give them to the SPCA.
Stan Hall - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Every line of this bred a laugh. Hope that doesn't mean they're inferior laughs. :-) BTW & FWIW, I've only briefly been without at least one dog during my 61-and-counting years upon the planet; luckily, every one of'em, whether obtained from a breeder or the local pound, has been a more than satisfactory pet.

PS I did once briefly shelter an extremely objectionable cat just long enough to find some Barnum bait willing to be its next owner. The experience confirmed for me that dogs definitely rule. The worst of dogs is preferable to the best of cats. See


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