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Kitty, you are covered in fleas,
I said, Kitty, you've liver disease.
It's a pity, there's something wrong with your knees.
I should have never got a purebred--
Litter, What is wrong with your bowels?
I said litter, well it smells really foul,
It's your sh**ter, That is making me growl,
You don't even cover it up--
Next time I'll go to the
I'll get my cat at the
Cause everybody says, how good it makes you feel
And you can get a really good deal!
Pussy, You're a helluva cat
I said Pussy, you look just like a rat
Eyes are pussy, I think I'm taking you back.
There's no way that you can stay here.
Breeders, make a killing on pets
I said breeders, be careful what you might get,
Biggest cheaters, I think that I've ever met.
This cat's mom is his sister too--
I should have gone to the
Adopt a cat from the
Cause everybody said, how good it makes you feel
And I got a really good deal!
Dumb cat, I don't know where you will go,
I said, dumb cat, earmites are starting to show
And I know that, your anal glands will soon blow
There's no way no one will take you--
Kitty, I know just where you can stay,
I said Kitty, there just might be a way,
In the city, there is an SPCA
They will be so happy to have you--
I'll take you down to the
You're going down to the
You can play all day, you can get a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel!
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