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Song Parodies -> "Amish Aerobics"

Original Song Title:

"Disco Inferno"

Original Performer:

The Trammps / Soundtrack from 'Saturday Night Fever'

Parody Song Title:

"Amish Aerobics"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Here are some links to the original lyrics, MIDI files, a Walmart sample, and an Amazon sample of "Disco Inferno" - please watch out for bogus " - " hyphen-characters that Amiright's software sometimes sticks into URL's, you might have to manually remove them from a URL after you try pasting a URL into your browser: .....http://www.lyricsondemand.com/soundtracks/s/saturdaynightfeverlyrics/discoinfernolyrics.html ..... http://www.zockbar.de/midi/Disco%20Inferno.mid ..... http://midi-disco.chat.ru/disco-midi/discoinferno.mid ..... http://music.walmart.com/m/000/75/67/82/23/72/0007567822372.01.01.004.mp3 ..... http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002I91/104-9021888-1873552?v=glance
(instrumental intro)

Churn butter churn!
Churn butter churn!
Churn butter churn!
Churn butter churn!
Churnin'!

Thou perspireth, yes!
One hundred hay bales high!
Brothers lettin' loose, y'all gettin' down off the goose - d'thou hear?
(thy cows are mooing) Cows are creamin' - out of control
It doth so entertaineth - when thy booty starteth explod'n
I heard some brother say ---

Churn butter churn! - Amish aerobics!
Churn butter churn! - Churn that butter down!
Churn butter churn! - Amish aerobics!
Churn butter churn! - Churn that butter down!
Churnin'!

Sacred action (amen-men-men!) cometh with churn reaction
(churnin') I couldn't sweat the noise, ('til I had to self-rejoice)
So I had to self-enjoy (amen-men-men!)

The cream was on (churnin'), rising to the top, huh!
Every brother's goin' strong (amen-men-men!)
And that is when thy spark got hot!
I heard some brother say ---

Barns, raisin' barns! - Amish aerobics!
Barns, raisin' barns! - Raise thy crazy barn, yoh!
Barns, raisin' barns! - Amish aerobics!
Barns, raisin' barns! - Raise thy crazy barn!
Raisin'!

Up above thy head thou hear music in the air - thou hear music!
That makes thee know there's (some holy) a promise somewhere!

Sacred action (amen-men-men!) comes with barn-raisin' action
(raisin') I couldn't sweat the noise, ('til I had to self-rejoice)
So I had to self-enjoy (amen-men-men!)

The roof was on (raisin'), rising to the top, huh!
Every sister's goin' strong (amen-men-men!)
And that is when MY spark got hot!
I heard that sister say ---

Kids, makin' kids! - Amish aerobics! (Aah yeah!)
Kids, makin' kids! - Knock this mama up!
Kids, makin' kids! - Amish aerobics, yeah!
Kids, makin' kids! - Knock this mama up!
Makin'! (Makin'!)

(instrumental break)

Thou just can't stop
When ('til) thy spark gets hot!
Just can't stop
When thy spark gets hot!

(instrumental break)

Churning, raising, churning, raising!
Copu, lating, copu, lating!
Churning, raising, churning, raising!
Copu, lating, copu, lating!
Churning, raising, churning, raising!
Copu, lating, copu, lating!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I can't see to type because of the tears from laughing so much...I can see the video clip in my mind..oh no, I'm off again. This is sheer brilliance. 555
Adagio - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
That just plain had me laughing, Johnny! I agree about the visuals...lol 5's
Arwen - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm definitely laughing out loud...which is bad news considering that I'm supposed to be doing general ledger adjustments...but this is AMAZINGLY good, Johnny. Excellent! Thou Rocketh!! 555!
Jack Wilson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! 555!
alvin rhodes - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
churn butter churn...HAHAHA..oh, the mental pictures this one induced...very very good
Ashkicksass - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
What everyone else said. LMAO! 555
EmiLoca - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Fantastic! 'Tis a gift from above. 5-5-5
Johnny D - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah yes......images of bearded men and white-bonnet-wearing women jumping up and down and bending to-and-fro in their simple basic-black spandex....AMEN!
Johnny D - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof, Adagio, Arwen, Jack, alvin, Ashkicksass, and EmiLoca!
The Thought Police - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
That parody takes me back to the 70's (1870's,1670's...)three solid 5's !
Phil Alexander - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
"(thy cows are mooing)"... this was a low blow, JD. Is this what they call "mooed music"?
Johnny D - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, TTP, and thanks, Philbo - yes, that's moooooed music, indeed. ;-)
mac - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
ROTFL... this is one of your best, Johnny. I liked it even more than Weird Al's "Amish Paradise".
Know 1 can hear you dream - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thou shall not recieve less than 555. :-)
Johnny D - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks mac and K1chyd!
Brother Leo - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
That was hilarious. Very original.
Brother Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thy good words are wholesome and welcome, Brother Leo. I thank thee.
Jeff Reuben - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Very creative...loved it! Rounds out the final 5 for me, now I have to get down to my top 3
Johnny D - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Brother Jeff. May thy spark get hot at the most opportune times.
Spaff.com - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
What everyone else said. And "self-rejoice" is classic. You've raised a helluva barn here, Brother Small.
Johnny D - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Brother Spafford!
Jared - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice work Johnny...all fives, not sure I'll vote for this in he SOTM's or no,t just stated going thru the entries today (Procrastinating, I know..but the last thing I wanmt right now is a DQ)
Johnny D - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
No sweat, Jared, thanks very much for the good review!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) The sort of song that would start Amosh pit. Sorry, that's the best I can do. You, however, have harvested a fine crop of 5s.
Johnny D - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Brother Luke.
Claude Prez - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Churn that butter down brother. Hilarious.
Johnny D - July 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank thee, Brother Claude.
John Jenkins - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever, creative parody, JD. But you have really annoyed the Amish community and they are going to get on their computers and start sending you a bunch of angry e-mails ... maybe not ... maybe they will get on their telephones and make threatening phone calls ... maybe not ... maybe they will get in their cars and drive over to where you live to harrass you ...
Johnny D - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
+++Thanks, John Jenkins! Looks like "Amish Aerobics" was WHACKED by the 7-28-04 Amiright-Bug ...... Dear Sisters and Brothers, Thou art all invited to re-cast thy votes if thou feel moved by the spirit to do so.... Thank thee all ! ;)
Adagio - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny...I haven't finished looking around yet...but I was astonished at your one vote! Of course, I went here again and recast my vote.
Johnny D - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Adagio. :-)
Peregrin - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Good work JD! This brings back memories (of what type I am unsure!)
Johnny D - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Brother Pippin, er, I mean Sister Pippin, er, I mean, Pippin!
Meriadoc - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) All my Amish ancestors are rolling in their graves... :-P
Johnny D - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Merry!
ethan - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
i thought this would actually be a clean parody... should have known better. pretty good but i don't think it'll be winning the abcs contest
Johnny D - July 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks ethan.
2nz - August 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry I missed this last month. While this ain't up my alley per se, you don't go down without a fight. Nice work with that churnin' and that raisin'.
Johnny D - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, 2nz.
Anastasia Beaverhausen - October 05, 2004 - Report this comment
i think you are a funny writer, johnny.
Johnny D - October 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, AB!
vineet garg - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
good

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