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Song Parodies -> "Winnie Has a Hunny Pot"

Original Song Title:

"Papa Was a Rolling Stone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Temptations

Parody Song Title:

"Winnie Has a Hunny Pot"

Parody Written by:

Bilbopooh

The Lyrics

After I posted my "Eeyore" song to the tune of "My Girl," Dan Creeden suggested I try "Winnie Was a Hunny Pot" to the tune of "Papa Was a Rollin' Stone". So I did!
Throughout the whole Hundred Acres,
There are both givers and takers, yes there are.
Well, maybe this song can provide a guide, yeah.
Your pocketbook will not get bigger
If you’ve decided to hang out with Tigger.
Tigger’s gonna team up with Roo to leech off of you.

If Pooh has hunny there, he’ll share some.
Winnie has a hunny pot.
Sometimes it’s filled up, and sometimes it’s not.
His tummy’s wide; Pooh eats hunny quite a lot.
Yeah, Winnie has a hunny pot.
Sometimes it‘s filled up, and sometimes it’s not.
His tummy’s wide; Pooh eats hunny quite a lot.

Well, well...

Now, Rabbit likes to lock up his tools
To keep those forest-dwelling fools from his stuff.
And Rabbit once let Winnie have a small smack’rel of hunny,
But it seems a small smack’rel just wasn’t enough.
A sticky plight.
Now the bear’s never welcome when it comes time for breakfast.
Rabbit has been convinced such kindness is reckless.
Bunny wised up; his hunny’s out of sight in his home.

But go ask the bear. He’ll share.
Winnie has a hunny pot.
Sometimes it‘s filled up, and sometimes it’s not.
His tummy’s wide; Pooh eats hunny quite a lot.
Yes, fortunately, Winnie has a hunny pot.
Sometimes it‘s filled up, and sometimes it’s not.
His tummy’s wide; Pooh eats hunny quite a lot.

Now, now, now...

Now Piglet’s is known in the woodland for presenting balloons.
Owl distributes stories in the afternoons;
Feathered fellow does not realize folks roll their eyes.
Well Eeyore, that old donkey sure does a lot of grousing
But once helped the bird to secure decent housing.
It belonged to somebody else, but hey, I won’t tell.

Pooh Bear, he’s always such a generous guy to his friends.
Winnie has a hunny pot. He keeps it well.
Sometimes it‘s filled up, and sometimes it’s not.
His tummy’s wide; Pooh eats hunny quite a lot.
Winnie has a hunny pot.
Sometimes it‘s filled up, and sometimes it’s not.
His tummy’s wide; Pooh eats hunny quite a lot.
I said that Winnie has a hunny pot.
Well, sometimes it’s full, and sometimes it’s not.
His tummy’s wide; Pooh eats hunny quite a lot.
Winnie. Oh, Winnie. Winnie has a hunny pot.

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Dan Creeden - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
A Tempting Delight!!! Oh Bother, you've done it again. Great Job. 555
Bilbopooh - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Glad you liked it! Thanks very much for the inspiration! 8-)
Phil N - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh dear, I liked it. 5's
Warren Baker - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice take on Winnie the Pooh. 5's, ye animal lover.
LIttle is known of Pooh, but recent documents have shown the spotlight on his early exploits. Before he entered the 1st grade reader lexicon, Pooh was absolutely enormous. Seems he couldn't keep out of the pot...not sure that sounds right...anyhoo... Early medical records indicate he weighed close to two tons.
Sensing he needed to have an operation to curtail his curvature, Pooh teamed up with mobile home manufacturer Babs Bago and created a world renowned manufacturing company that produced the cadillac of motor homes, a company that still bears their names...
(insert punchline here).
Bilbopooh - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
LOL!! That's fantastic, Warren! :D
pickle - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I love the way such a soulful song can adapt to such a white storyline!
Bilbopooh - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Hee, I'm glad it works for ya! 8-) I could use a little more soul in my CD player...

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