Song Parodies -> Stoned On Airplane Glue
| Original Song Title: | "Stone In Love With You" |
| Original Performer: | The Stylistics |
| Parody Song Title: | "Stoned On Airplane Glue" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
if i could
i'd like to breathe
that stuff for model cars
an outtasight sensation
and your senses, it will jar
i have tried
most everything
and nearly have expired
what things i do
when i'm stoned on airplane glue
(stoned on airplane glue)
i am left
a dizzy man
a step away from death
when life gets too stressful
i just take a healthy breath
i would hold...
it in and roar
heart racing...set to blow
i'm never blue
when i'm stoned on airplane glue
(stoned on airplane glue)
comes in a can
an oversize can
smelling like something to beat the band
and when i huff
it knocks my world askew
i get to stumbling like a stoner
i'm higher than the moon
scaring all my neighbors
as hallucinations zoom
you might say
that with this goo
i may go astray
i guess that's true
cause i'm stoned on airplane glue
(stoned on airplane glue)
i'm so subdued
when i'm stoned on airplane glue
i'm one loose dude
when i'm stoned on airplane glue
i'd like to breathe
that stuff for model cars
an outtasight sensation
and your senses, it will jar
i have tried
most everything
and nearly have expired
what things i do
when i'm stoned on airplane glue
(stoned on airplane glue)
i am left
a dizzy man
a step away from death
when life gets too stressful
i just take a healthy breath
i would hold...
it in and roar
heart racing...set to blow
i'm never blue
when i'm stoned on airplane glue
(stoned on airplane glue)
comes in a can
an oversize can
smelling like something to beat the band
and when i huff
it knocks my world askew
i get to stumbling like a stoner
i'm higher than the moon
scaring all my neighbors
as hallucinations zoom
you might say
that with this goo
i may go astray
i guess that's true
cause i'm stoned on airplane glue
(stoned on airplane glue)
i'm so subdued
when i'm stoned on airplane glue
i'm one loose dude
when i'm stoned on airplane glue
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5's for toluene content
Gives new meaning to "Twelve Oclock High" ...terrsniffic job, alvin
Positively volatile ... this parody goes right up your nose!
Funny :) Specially "i'm higher than the moon, scaring all my neighbors, as hallucinations zoom" Big 5's :)
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