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Song Parodies -> "On The Beach (That Thong Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Too Much Too Young"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Specials

Parody Song Title:

"On The Beach (That Thong Song)"

Parody Written by:

Jakko Wakko

The Lyrics

CHORUS:
You're on the beach in your thong,
Ain't good when we can all see you're really big fat bum,
You got at the GAP and you buy one and you get one free x2;

Make the men urinate,
When you got a thong on a body thick as slate;

CHORUS

You look just you speak the espanola,
You make the eyes of men go and orbit like they're solar,
Don't wanna take it off, just wanna look slick,
Cos the sex change got botched so we'll see your great prick;

GUITAR SOLO

CHORUS

Like a car driving alsation,
You'll heat up like the first Playstation,
So litsten man woman don't swim in the sea until,
You have slopped on factor fifty sunscreen;

Oh just look at you,
The hot headed you,
You should have worn a cap.

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