Song Parodies -> Cheetos
| Original Song Title: | "Ego Is Not A Dirty Word" |
| Original Performer: | The Skyhooks |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cheetos" |
| Parody Written by: | Agrimorfee |
If I do not have my Cheetos, I will lose my mind tonight
If I do not get my Cheetos, it will not be a pretty sight
If you do not give me Cheetos, I will be an awful pest
If I do not receive Cheetos, I will scream and get undressed.
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Go get your own bag, now don't be rude
Yes, Chester wants his Cheetos, and he will be happy today
All the crispy crunchy Cheetos, they all make my teeth decay
I caught you there, eating Cheetos, orange powder on your thumb
Plain or Puffed or Twisty Cheetos, I gotta get me some
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Go get your own bag, now don't be rude
I used to keep my Cheetos in the cupboard drawer
Where are they? Did you move them?
Look in the trunk, look in the fridge door
I hope I did not lose 'em
So hey now, you got Cheetos?
They come in funny shapes
Ooh, I found 'em baby
Quick now, close the drapes!
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Pour them all out, roll around in the nude!
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cook them all up, baked, broiled fried or stewed!
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Gotta believe, I am one obsessed dude!
CHEETOS!
If I do not get my Cheetos, it will not be a pretty sight
If you do not give me Cheetos, I will be an awful pest
If I do not receive Cheetos, I will scream and get undressed.
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Go get your own bag, now don't be rude
Yes, Chester wants his Cheetos, and he will be happy today
All the crispy crunchy Cheetos, they all make my teeth decay
I caught you there, eating Cheetos, orange powder on your thumb
Plain or Puffed or Twisty Cheetos, I gotta get me some
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Go get your own bag, now don't be rude
I used to keep my Cheetos in the cupboard drawer
Where are they? Did you move them?
Look in the trunk, look in the fridge door
I hope I did not lose 'em
So hey now, you got Cheetos?
They come in funny shapes
Ooh, I found 'em baby
Quick now, close the drapes!
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Pour them all out, roll around in the nude!
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cook them all up, baked, broiled fried or stewed!
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Cheetos is such a yummy food
Gotta believe, I am one obsessed dude!
CHEETOS!
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee. Oh well.
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This like the snack was dangerously cheesy!!!
love it Ag! - very true to the OS, one of Skyhooks's biggest hits and the title track of their second album, and I loved your humorous take, esp. "Quick now, close the drapes!" - 555
(Artistry) Hah! Caught you orange-handed! Well written, well paced. I would have preferred a little variety among the 15 "Cheetos is such a yummy food" lines, but you did match the OS. Several lines stood out, but for some reason the thought of stewed Cheetos tickled me.
(Artistry) A bit repetitive, but other than that well done! Though I can't believe you DIDN'T use the 'dangerously cheesy' line! It's only the tag line for crying out loud! No offense or anything. Keep up the good work!
(Artistry) LOL again, Ag
(Artistry) Pacing was amazing. Yes, repetitive, but with this song hard not to be. You did a great job. . .I do hope you don't actually put them in the fridge, that just sounds like it'd affect the taste, but then again maybe it will keep them fresh longer.
This was awesome! 5s
I'm finding it hard to believe you came up with this WITHOUT the advantage of a weed-induced munchie fit...this is GREAT! I'm going to go get me some Cheetos right now! 555 bags should be enough...
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