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Song Parodies -> "Five Courses"

Original Song Title:

"Wild Horses"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Five Courses"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

Last night I went to dinner
And I think I had too much to eat
When I got up from the table
I could not see my feet

There was so much food
It was hard to finish my plate
But I had to make room for
The dessert of the day

Five Courses
All for $4.99
Five, Five Courses
From the buffet line

You have to get there early
To get the primest of ribs
And you can have your choice
Of any type and color bib

So join me now for dining
This place sure has it all
Where else at this low price
Can you increase your cholesterol

Five Courses
All for $4.99
Five, Five Courses
From the buffet line

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Old Man Ribber - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
A veritable feast! Was this ever recorded by Jimmy "Buffet"? $5.55 after tip. ;D
Mark Scotti - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
'I'll have the lot!!!" (From Monty Python's The meaning Of Life). LOL you get a lot for $5.55
Phil Nelson - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Delicious stuff here, yummy parody
2Eagle - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Where do you go to eat all that for that price?
John Barry - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
I just hope wild horses weren't on the menu. Fives. . ."Courses."
Timmy1000 - March 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Time for an almost midnight snack. Good write.
Couldn't Carry Me Away - March 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Did you eat all this on a Sunday? The Sundays covered this song : )

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