-> "Feast of Vermin"
Original Song Title:
"Beast of Burden"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Feast of Vermin"
The Lyrics
I'll never eat your feast of vermin
My palate's broad but it's discernin'
All I want is for you to stay road kill free
I'll never eat poor beast or varmint
I'll balk, it's vile, that's what I'm blurtin'
All I want is for you to stay road kill free
Is it charred enough
Is it stuffed enough
It's still road kill stuff
It's not too fine to me
I'll never eat your feast of vermin
So we drive home and hit a cur then
Road kill on the way, oh no
Come on babe, please let it be
Can't use lard enough
Can't be fluffed enough
Rather have real stuff
I must decline your meat
Ooh, vittles
Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty gross
It's just pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty gross
Pretty pity such a chitty, gritty, make me hurl
Come on baby, fleas, sleaze, geez!
I smell ya
You can put it out, I won't eat
Put it out, I'll refuse all your meat
Don't put it out, put it out
I'll just go to Mickey D's, yeah
Cause for sickness, I'll just chuck it up
Throw it all up, I can't drug it off
Eat frog legs maybe, I'm no musk-rat fan
I keep on smelling deep-fried possum in the pan
And I must rebuff, ooo
Can't eat toads, too tough
And no pigeon puffs
Rigor rough, oo, oo, sleaze
I'll never eat your feast of vermin
I'll never eat poor beast or varmint
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never eat
I'll never eat your feast of vermin
I've balked, coon vile, no snakes I'm certain
All I want is for you to stay road kill free, yeah
I don't need no beast or vermin
I need no feathers, I need no squirrel
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never eat
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