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Song Parodies -> "Need A Pelter"
Original Song Title:
"Gimme Shelter"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Need A Pelter"
Parody Written by:
JMasta
The Lyrics
This is about a soccer or football or fusball (or whatever you call it) game.
The opposite team were threatening
To thrash our team today
I wanted to score a belter
My dream was fading away
Score, winners!
It’s just a shot away
Score, winners
It’s just a shot away
Ooh the opposition is weeping
My favourite treat today
Pros on the big red carpet
Why can’t my dream just stay?
Score, winners!
It’s just a shot away
Score, winners
It’s just a shot away
Escape winners
It’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Escape winners
It’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Escape winners
It’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
The team are threatening
Opposition are playing away
Score, score winners
I fainted today
Score, winners!
It’s just a shot today
It’s just a shot today
It’s just a shot today
It’s just a shot today
It’s just a shot today
We lost like a horrible blister
We were one miss away
We were one miss away
We were one miss away
We were one miss away
We were one miss away
Miss away, miss away
To thrash our team today
I wanted to score a belter
My dream was fading away
Score, winners!
It’s just a shot away
Score, winners
It’s just a shot away
Ooh the opposition is weeping
My favourite treat today
Pros on the big red carpet
Why can’t my dream just stay?
Score, winners!
It’s just a shot away
Score, winners
It’s just a shot away
Escape winners
It’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Escape winners
It’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Escape winners
It’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
The team are threatening
Opposition are playing away
Score, score winners
I fainted today
Score, winners!
It’s just a shot today
It’s just a shot today
It’s just a shot today
It’s just a shot today
It’s just a shot today
We lost like a horrible blister
We were one miss away
We were one miss away
We were one miss away
We were one miss away
We were one miss away
Miss away, miss away
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5 passes, 5 kicks, and 5 goals for this one! It's good!!
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