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Song Parodies -> "Bubbling Rice"

Original Song Title:

"Tumbling Dice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Bubbling Rice"

Parody Written by:

Mark Scotti

The Lyrics

Can you tell I was hungry in work today?

Wo Yumm! (Wo, wo)

Stomach says I'm hungry, and my temper is gettin' ugly
I'm gonna wolf the chow mein right down
And maybe, maybe, I'll yell I want spare ribs right now

All the waiting, has me salivating
When will my number come out
Oh maybe, baby, my stomach's digesting itself now
I start some bitchin' their heads gonna need stitchin'
Get my food before I start to go wild

Today, don't delay, forgot my egg roll
I'll inhale the bubblin' rice.

Never in a hurry, they make me very surly
I think I saw my life just passing by
Chun Lee, here's my money
My kung pow fever is at prime time
I'm so angry, toss you in the fryer
You'll soon be my victim of crime

So Chun lee, now feed me, throw me an egg roll
I'll inhale the bubblin' rice
Egg roll me, inhale the bubblin' rice

Ay, ya, ya, ya, I'm the lone crap order
Why must I wait ev'ry night?
I'll soon slay, you'll soon pray
Forgot my egg roll, I'll inhale the bubblin' rice, (Inhale the bubblin')
Now egg roll me (mmmm), Or Rangoon me, Or Dim Sum me (Oh yumm)
Now egg roll me
Or Rangoon me (yumm)
Or Dim Sum me (Keep egg rolling)
Now egg roll me (Keep egg rolling)
Or Rangoon me (Keep egg rolling)
Now egg roll me
Chun Lee, inhale the bubblin' rice, yumm
Now egg roll me
Ribbies sweet and tender (Now egg drop me)
Say, re, re, ready (Give it to me)
I'll chow down quickly, ah
You've egg rolled me (feed me)
Got to roll me (hit me)

Feed me right now!!
copyright 2009

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Jim Rotondo - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great Stones parody Mark, hope you didn't burn your mouth on that bubblin' rice though, geez louise, you got the whole menu in this song!
Mark Scotti - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jim!!!
2Eagle - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Mmmmm...........but try the Basmati. You left out the brazed chicken feet, but I give you 5's.
Mark Scotti - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle!!!
TJC - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Tasty, man! 5 take out helpings...
Mark Scotti - April 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, TJ!!!

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