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Song Parodies -> "Splattered"

Original Song Title:

"Shattered"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Splattered"

Parody Written by:

Mike Littoris

The Lyrics

Halloween is just around the corner.....so am I
Splattered, Splattered
I love when it’s close to Halloween
With stealth we’re moving down the street
Look there’s one, slam, splattered
It shattered
Splattered

Without alarming
Pumpkins we are harming
Orange guts are all over the street
Been trampled
Kids dressed like old hags
Slowing traffic
It’s my passion
Splattered

Laughing with joy wait, it’s the cops, cops, cops
Here goes one, splattered
It shattered
Splattered

All this smash and splatter, smash and splatter, smash and splatter
What’s the matter? Let’s go over to the avenue
That’s where we’ll splatter, (splattered, splattered)
Gotta work for it, what did you expect?
Up on the porch don’t distress, there will be success
Grab that one it’s fatter, fatter
Slam, splattered
Splattered

Ahh, look at it, it splattered
It shattered
Watch me- another splattered, yeah!

Come on boy, just grab and get
Gourds all over town, don’t forget
Yank the cord, someone’s coming out the door
Here they come, running faster
Throw it now or we’ll get battered
Splattered, ha, ha,
Splattered ha, ha, it shattered

We are causing the crime rate to go up, up, up, up
Smashing Pumpkins in this town is not so tough, tough, tough, tough
You got olds farts on the west side
Best ones are uptown
What a town this is, splattered, it’s been splattered
Pumpkins been splattered, splattered all over town

Ha, this towns full of pumpkin grabbers
Better leave that one, it’s full of maggots, ugh
Roll a doobie, my brain needs splattered
With my friends all around we all go and
Splatter, splatter, splatter, splatter, splatter
Smearing the road, smear it with an orange slather

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
love the way you carved up that song
PMS - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
A smash hit
Smashing Pumpkins - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Please don't "gish" us all over the streets, we've got gigs and tours on contract.
Guy - October 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I am splattering this parody with some chart shattering fives. Great parody on a classic or smashic Stones head smasher. A smashing success to be sure..
Mike Littoris - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, PMS, and guy. Sorry for breaking up the band.
Andria - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
I love smashing pumpkins. I do it every year, and I like the band, so 5s for you. For those residents of rural Northeastern South Dakota who had their jack-o-lanterns smashed by a redhead who drove off in an orange pickup with a white cap, Andria is sorry, and she will come back next year and every year thereafter.

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