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Song Parodies -> "Itch"

Original Song Title:

"Bitch"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Itch"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

feelin' bug bites
can't understand it
thought i had croaked those freaks
feelin' uptight
i'm takin' action
send all those things upcreek

i'll kill those bugs
dead bodies ploppin'
i'll crush those finks all night
i'm feelin' ornery
its insect season
just saw a big horsefly

yeah, well, my screen's to blame
they congregate on my poor ol' dog
yeah, then they search me out
when eatin' me and fido they take big ass chunks
(big bites)

yeah, they got me scratchin' wild
feverish pitch
bugs
make me itch
here on my body, piled
thumbin' a hitch
these bugs
make me itch
(big bites)

sometimes they're sneaky
go for my blood
unseen until they bite
sometimes they're so sly
so hard to spot 'em
silent as they alight
(big bites)

yeah, and i call them names
invertabrates sent from hell, i'll flog
yeah, i must clear them out
my house already crowded
and now more have come
(big bites)

hey hey hey.....hey hey hey


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John Barry - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
"invertabrates sent from hell"--priceless!
Yoidy - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
So that's what's buggin' you! 555
AFW - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
You nailed this with the right scratch
alvin - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john yoidy and AFW
Ann Hammond - April 04, 2007 - Report this comment
What Yoidy said

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