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Song Parodies -> "Popcorn Burnin'"

Original Song Title:

"Beast of Burden"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Popcorn Burnin'"

Parody Written by:

Jim Cook

The Lyrics

I work with a few employees that always burn microwave popcorn.
I thought I smelled some popcorn burnin'
You can't cook, better start learnin'
All I want is the smell to move away from me
I thought I smelled some popcorn burnin'
All thru the aisles, my nose is hurtin'
All I want is the smell to leave my vicinity

Is it cooked enough
Is it hot enough
Is it black enough
It's way to burnt to eat

I'm pretty sure the kernals are burning
The bags on fire, my eyes are hurtin'
Smoke alarm is goin off
Come on baby, call the 411 please

Is it cooked enough
Is it hot enough
Is it black enough
It's way to burnt to eat

Oh, call the fire truck
Very, very, very, very burnt
Yes, it's really, really, really, really, really done
Really, very
It's truly, truly lost
Come on baby, open a window please

I'll tell ya
I can take you out
Down the street
I'll take you out
For a snack we can eat
But, put it out, throw it out
Put us out of misery

Yeah, all your popcorn
Let the kernals pop
Throw it at me
I'll eat it up
There's one thing baby
That I don't understand
When you go in the kitchen
We need a fire man

Ain't it cooked enough
Ain't it hot enough
Is the smell strong enough
Cough, cough, please

I thought I smelled your popcorn burnin'
I thought I smelled your popcorn burnin'
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never eat

I can't eat a snack that's burnin
I need no fussing
I need some nursin'
Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never eat


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Jim Cook - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I submitted this parody and noticed a "typo". Line #14 should be "911". I made a mistake. Can you change it? I love this web site. Thanks, Jim Cook
MrMacphisto - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL
Yet Another Dutchman - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry, wasn't sure about the pacing, but the lyrics are sizzlin' hot. So thank YOU.

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