Song Parodies -> Pappy
| Original Song Title: | "Happy" |
| Original Performer: | The Rolling Stones |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pappy" |
| Parody Written by: | The Great Karlando |
Well I always pulled it out when we made love
Never left it in there that long
Now you say that we have a baby
Girl, I gotta tell you you're wrong
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Kinda got eyes like the mailman
And he's got the pool boy's smile
Nose looks kinda like the neighbor's
Maybe you should go pester him a while
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, babe I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No that ain't my child
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Don't know what else I gotta tell you
Girl won't you get off my back
Take a gander at his complexion
Cuz you nor I, we ain't black
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Never left it in there that long
Now you say that we have a baby
Girl, I gotta tell you you're wrong
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Kinda got eyes like the mailman
And he's got the pool boy's smile
Nose looks kinda like the neighbor's
Maybe you should go pester him a while
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, babe I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No that ain't my child
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Don't know what else I gotta tell you
Girl won't you get off my back
Take a gander at his complexion
Cuz you nor I, we ain't black
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
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this would make a good theme song for the maury povich show..5s
Just so you know, Karlando, I'm the baby's REAL pappy. tell yer girl I said Hi! sorry the checks are late. My bad. I'm the mailman, too. good song
Super job with a great but tough song. High 5s!
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