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Song Parodies -> "Pappy"

Original Song Title:

"Happy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Pappy"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Well I always pulled it out when we made love
Never left it in there that long
Now you say that we have a baby
Girl, I gotta tell you you're wrong

I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy

Kinda got eyes like the mailman
And he's got the pool boy's smile
Nose looks kinda like the neighbor's
Maybe you should go pester him a while

I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, babe I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No that ain't my child

I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy

Don't know what else I gotta tell you
Girl won't you get off my back
Take a gander at his complexion
Cuz you nor I, we ain't black

I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
I'm not the dad, I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy
Baby, No I ain't the pappy


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alvin rhodes - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
this would make a good theme song for the maury povich show..5s
john ulvang - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Just so you know, Karlando, I'm the baby's REAL pappy. tell yer girl I said Hi! sorry the checks are late. My bad. I'm the mailman, too. good song
Charlie Decker - August 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Super job with a great but tough song. High 5s!

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