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Song Parodies -> "I'll Never Eat These Beasts You're Hurtin'"

Original Song Title:

"Beast Of Burden"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Never Eat These Beasts You're Hurtin'"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

based on the episode where the boys rescue calves from the veal ranch
i'll never eat those beasts you're hurtin'
you're playin' god...their death is certain
all i want is for you to just let 'em be

i'll never eat those beasts you're hurtin'
they lay in piles...it looks like curtains
all i want is for you to just set 'em free

they ain't old enough
they ain't played enough
they ain't lived enough
they're way to small to eat

i'll never eat those beasts you're hurtin'
i'll take 'em home...the law, i'm skirtin'
why don't you just let 'em go
come on, rancher...let 'em go with me

they ain't old enough
they ain't played enough
they ain't lived enough
they're way to small to eat

oh little critter
itty bitty...itty bitty...cows
they're itty bitty...itty bitty...itty bitty...cows
itty bitty
they're such itty bitty cows
come on rancher...please...please...please

i'll tell ya
i'll just take 'em out...down the street
right on out...and i won't be discreet
i'll just take 'em out...take 'em out
take 'em out of misery

yeah..gimme chickens...i will chew 'em up
throw some pork my way...i will scarf it up
but a cow baby ?....i just don't understand
veal, you won't be sellin' me
i ain't that kind of man

ain't you killed enough ?...poor babies
ain't you slain enough ?
ain't you croaked enough ?...smoked enough ?
ooh ooh...please

i'll never eat those beasts you're hurtin'
i'll never eat those beasts you're hurtin'
never never never never never never never eat
i won't eat those beasts you're hurtin'
i won't eat something...that young...i'm certain
never never never never never never never eat




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Johnny D - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet --- and MEATY. 5s
Royce Miller - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody, Al.
John Barry - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
I really liked the "itty bitty verse." 5s
alvin rhodes - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny royce and john
south park al - August 05, 2005 - Report this comment
hey alvin...go answer your own mail, would ya ?
john ulvang - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
a parody after my own heart disease oh, and thanks alvin.

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