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Song Parodies -> "Gamgee (Smeagol's Obvious Disliking For Sam)"

Original Song Title:

"Angie"

Original Performer:

The Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Gamgee (Smeagol's Obvious Disliking For Sam)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

I don't know where the hell this came from. It's another parody where I take a long, hopeful shot at submitting a good, funny LOTR-themed parody. So here it is, Gollum to Sam: And in reply to this, Sam has his own parody where he show his disliking for Gollum. (It's a parody of "It's So Easy" by Guns N Roses, entitled "You're So Measly"
Gamgee...Gamgee...
Why don't you please let me be?
Gamgee...Gamgee...
Even master Frodo can see
With no meat upon my bones
I slap fish against a stone
You can't say I'm satisfied

But Gamgee...Gamgee...
I'll try and poke out your eyes
Gamgee, you're mean to me
Ya think it's time you just went off and died
Gamgee, I lie to ya, remember all those times I cried?

The ring I once held close, is now with Frodo
You hear me whisper to myself:
Gamgee...Gamgee...I'll betray you at Mordor
Oh, Gamgee don't you eat, cause that Lamnus bred tastes sweet
I try and stab out your eyes

But Gamgee, Gamgee...Aint it time ya said goobye?
With no meat upon my bones
I slap fish against a stone
You can't say I'm satisfied
And Gamgee...I lie to ya, baby
Everwhere I go, you make me cry
There aint a Hobbit that's as bad as you
I still wanna poke out your eyes

But Gamgee...Gamgee
In the end, It's me who dies
Gamgee...Gamgee...
You could say I'm satisfied
Man, can you picture it? Gollum sitting there with a nylon-string acoustic guitar, picking out beautiful chords and gargling over them-hahaha.

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Phil Alexander - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
This has always been my least favourite Stones song... yes, I can imagine Smeagol singing this, preciousss, and sounding better than Jagger. (PS didn't you mean "lembas"?)
Johnny D - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Pure geniussss, yesss, geniusssss......you getses fiveses, yessss
Arwen - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Very well done...I really enjoyed it! 5s.
Adagio - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I really think you nailed it. I did one to Angie too (Mangy...hehe). 5's

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