-> "Razzie-Winning Crappy Feature (1980's Version)"
Original Song Title:
"Science Fiction/Double Feature"
Parody Song Title:
"Razzie-Winning Crappy Feature (1980's Version)"
"See the cowboy and cop
cause the music can't stop."
But it did and weren't we glad.
Then Faye wore a fake chest,
Playing Mommie Dearest.
Her beatings and her acting, so bad.
Then something went wrong,
For Laurence in Inchon.
Man, how far has this guy gone downhill?
We saw how Tinseltown,
Can really get you down,
In Lonelly Lady, which swill.
Razzie-winning Hollywood pic.
Bo "awakes" in dumb Bolero.
See Rambo shooting up all good taste.
They should have took it and burned it post haste.
Curse that crappy, Razzie-winning, picture show.
Lucas' mind was hazy. He must have been crazy,
When Howard The Duck hit the big screen.
Oh, Prince, what were you on? Your brain must have been gone.
Under The Cherry Moon proved you're not keen.
Even Cosby himself put his pride on the shelf,
When he said, "Let's do Leonard Six."
Cruise proved he could fail when he starred in Cocktail,
Which wrapped up ten years of terrible flicks.
Razzie-winning, crappy features.
Producers are evil creatures.
See actors acting just to get paid.
Oh, Lord, what terrors will come next decade?
Skip each borong, Razzie-winning, picture show.
Oh, don't you goo. Wha-ho-ho.
All those lousy, Razzie-winning, picture shows.
Yeah, each one blows. Wha-ho-ho.
Curse those crummy, Razzie-winning, picture shows.
I hold my nose. Wha-ho-ho.
Damn the bloody, Razzie-winning, picture show.
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