it's astounding
dentures soaking
sea-bond
takes its toll

but listen closely
not for very much longer
all of you will grow old

i remember using my dentures
teething, those moments when
the food i would bite it
and a voice would be calling

let's use the dentures again
let's use the dentures again

put them into your mouth
and open wide
then you chew
from side to side

if it ain't sea-bond that really drove you insane
let's use the dentures again
let's use the dentures again

they're not dreamy
they send people screaming
and now i can't find them
no not at all
and so i will mention
with lotsa demention
well its too bad
i can't chew all

with a bit of a tooth flip
you're into the denture slip
and teething can never be the same
what aggrivation
that is in this nation

let's use the dentures again
let's use the dentures again

well i was teethin' on some meat just havin' a beat
when some old guy gave me an evil wink
he took out his teeth
it took me by surprise
he had some real real sharp ones
and some pumpkin pies
stared at me and i ran away
man oh man that was not a good day

let's use the dentures again
let's use the dentures again

(tap routine)

let's use the dentures again
let's use the dentures again

put them into your mouth
and open wide
then you chew
from side to side
and if it ain't sea-bond
that really drove you insane

let's use the dentures again
let's use the dentures again