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Song Parodies -> "Your Fur Is Gray"

Original Song Title:

"Go All The Way"

Original Performer:

The Raspberries / Eric Carmen

Parody Song Title:

"Your Fur Is Gray"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I,
Never knew how mean chipmunks could be,
'Til one dissed me and said to me:

Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!

You have no stripes!
(Have no stripes!)

You're like a nude deer in ti-i-i-ights!

Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!

You look so gross!
(Look so gross!)

Don't ever come near my hole!


Then,
Ninety chipmunks appeared before me,
And together I heard them say:

Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!

You have no stripes!
(Have no stripes!)

You're like a squirrel in ti-i-i-ights!

Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!

You look so gross!
(Look so gross!)

Don't ever come near my hole!


( 90 chipmunks start playing chipmunk-air-guitar )


I never knew they were cruel and mean!
They had a hole in my yard where their nuts they would keep

But now they've changed,
And it feels so strange!
I run in fright when they say all those things to me,

When they say:

(Hu-mon!) Hu-mon!
(Hu-mon!) Mm-mm!
(Hu-mon!) Hu-mon!
(Hu-mon!)

We'll bleed you! (Hu-mon!)
We'll bug you! (Hu-mon!)
We'll bleed you! (Hu-mon!)
HA-HA! (HU-MON!)


Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!

You have no stripes!
(Have no stripes!)

You're like a weasel in ti-i-i-ights!

Hey! (Ugly!)
Your fur is gray!

You look so gross!
(Look so gross!)

Don't ever come near my hole, oh no!

(chipmunk-air-guitar)

Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!
Ooo-ooo-ooo!
Oh-oh!

(Ha! Ha-ha!)
Your fur is gray!
(Ha! Ha-ha!)

Ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo!

(chipmunk-air-guitar fade-out)
I've posted my first parody recording on Amiright: http://www.amiright.com/performances/items/performances_1088425474.shtml

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Adagio - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Was I ever creeped out first thing in the morning! :D 5's
MasonR - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Johnny D! I could just see Alvin and the Chipmunks belting this one out!
Johnny D - July 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Adagio and MasonR. I have no idea why I thought of chipmunks. Maybe I need help. Or maybe it's all those frickin' chipmunk holes in our yard.
Meriadoc - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Better furry feet than grey fur....
Johnny D - July 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Spoken like a true halfling, Merry, thank you!

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