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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be Castrated"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Castrated"

Parody Written by:

Chris Pollman

The Lyrics

No, not really...
Ninety, ninety, nintey four dollars to blow
I wanna be castrated
Nuts came unglgued, just let 'em go
I wanna be castrated

Just get me to the doctor
And lay me on the bed
Hurry, hurry, hurry,
They're throbbing and they're red
I can't ignore the tingles
I can't ignore the pain
Oh no-oh, oh, oh oh

Ninety, ninety, ninety more dollars to blow
I wanna be castrated
Nuts came unglgued, just let 'em go
I wanna be castrated
Just turn me 'to a eunch
And cut 'em off real fast
Hurry, hurry, hurry, I don't want this to last
I can't ignore the tingles
I can't ignore the pain
Oh no-oh, oh, oh oh

Ninety, ninety, nintey four dollars to blow
I wanna be castrated
Nuts came unglgued, just let 'em go
I wanna be castrated

Just get me to a doctor
And send 'em down real low
Hurry hurry hurry, they're aching like Hell-o
I can't ignore the tingles
I can't ignore the pain
Oh no, oh, oh oh oh

Whack whack whack-a
A whack whack whack-a
I wanna be castrated
Whack whack whack-a
A whack whack whack-a
I wanna be castrated

Just get me to a doctor
And send 'em down real low
Hurry hurry hurry, they're aching like Hell-o
I can't ignore the tingles
I can't ingore the pain
Oh no oh oh oh oh
I wanna be castrated

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Johnny D - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Sir Elton John will be glad to give you a referral:

http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/eltonjohn59.shtml
Jonathan S. - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Bad Chris. This parody is so naughty, no score 4 u!

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