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Song Parodies -> "Chinese Wok"

Original Song Title:

"Chinese Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"Chinese Wok"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

This song was a bit "Ruff" to write but I think that I brought down the "Woof" with this "Puff"fect parody.
The “Chow Chow Mein” is great for lunch
And “Orange Kitten” sure packs a punch
The flavor you can’t knock
This Asian food rocks!
You need to go get some Chinese Wok!

(Labrador) Retrieve me some Chinese Wok
All the best food is made from dog
Eating pussy, It’s great Chinese Wok!
Come to this diner it’s just like Bangkok!

Spread butter on Beagles
Try Shangri Poodles with side of Pit Bull
The food is a bitch
The taste is so rich
That you won’t care that it’s Mastiff

Made a feline towards the Chinese Wok
Remove whiskers from in the pot
I’m hounding all this Chinese Wok
Found a flea collar on my Peking Duck!

Bark!

Meow!

Woof!

Hiss!

Pu Pu Platter or Shih Tzu?
Or some Bengal cat with a side of cashews?
It’s simply delish!
You’ll never miss fish!
When you’re eating this great Chinese dish!

I’m dogging for this Chinese Wok!
For some “Chop Kitty” or some “Egg Foo Pup”
I’m craving all this Chinese Wok!
I’m getting Husky from eating this junk

Gone catty for some Chinese Wok!
Pugging out for some Chinese Wok!
Chihuahua down on Chinese Wok!
Barking mad for some Chinese Wok!

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Tim Mayfield - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Looks like the All-Night Kennel and Chinese Restaurant is still in business here. 'Let us Wok your dog'. A bit non-PC, but that makes it funnier. 5's
Peter Andersson - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
This one tasted good to me and the various animal sounds bit spiced it up even further. May I suggest that for a possible recording that bit be prolonged (if that's possible) so as to include even more animal sounds, I'm sure such can be ripped of the plate of old "Old MacDonald Had A Farm" recordings.

BTW, this morning I heard on the doggy bag part of the news left over from yesterday that serving dog food (so to say) in Beijing during the olympicknicks in China will be forbidden, though they said it was a side order for just that city.
Jason - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty good. 555
PeekingDucky - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
As one Knight o'Parody once requested . . . May I have a side of raccoon paws with my oder ?
Max Power - August 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Stereotypes aside, it's pretty good.
Agrimorfee - August 14, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Very few parodies can nauseate me, but this one certainly did. Points for that! :) Quite disarming in its lack of taste, the outrageous puns put it over the top.
bobpiecheese - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Delicious and nutritious, with no MSG! Matty, you've cooked up another winner! 555 with fried rice!
Rex - August 20, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You left out the melon collie ;-). Food sold from and by the pound! Nauseatingly funny!
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A precursor to my upcoming Madonna parody? I loved the "Orange Kitten" line Matty. What the heck are the saying in TOS, I can't understand anything but Living, Chinese and Rock. . .not one of Ramones best works, but your parody on the other hand was very funny, a front-runner in this round.
Jeff Reuben - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
All kinds of funny lines in here, this was over the top funny!
Invisible Boy - August 21, 2008 - Report this comment
With songs like "The Cat's In The Ladel" out there, I was afraid you where going to be redundant. But I have to give you credit for giving this your own original spin. Great job.

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