-> "The Dog Will Be Castrated"
Original Song Title:
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Dog Will Be Castrated"
The Lyrics
Twenty-twenty-twenty four dollars to go
The dog will be castrated
No thank you dog, I don’t want a blow
The dog will be castrated
Just get him to the doctor and put him in a cage
Hurry hurry hurry, before he fills with rage
He can’t control his urges, he’s gone into the stage
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four dollars to go
The dog will be castrated
No thank you dog, I don’t want a blow
The dog will be castrated
Just tie him up with steel rope, and take him to the vet
Hurry hurry hurry, before his dreams get wet
I don’t think that I would want an overload of pets
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four dollars to go
The dog will be castrated
No thank you dog, I don’t want a blow
The dog will be castrated
Just get a pair of scissors, and cut off both his nuts
Hurry hurry hurry, before he finds some sluts
If we don’t prevent this, he’ll pound ’em in the butt
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four dollars to go
The dog will be castrated
No thank you dog, I don’t want a blow
The dog will be castrated
Just get him in the auto, and stick him in the trunk
Hurry hurry hurry, before he smells of skunk
Hey, was that you or doggie, cos that one really stunk
Oh no, oh no, oh no
Arf-arf-arf-arf, arf-arf-arf-arf-arf
The dog will be castrated
Arf-arf-arf-arf, arf-arf-arf-arf-arf
The dog will be castrated
Arf-arf-arf-arf, arf-arf-arf-arf-arf
The dog will be castrated
Arf-arf-arf-arf, arf-arf-arf-arf-arf
The dog will be castrated
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