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Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be Cremated"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Be Cremated"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

crunchy crunchy crunchy...is how i must go
i wanna be cremated
dry up the goo...as the flames grow
i wanna be cremated
just put me in the oven
my prostrate body lain
hurry hurry hurry...i'm sure to feel no pain
just ashes gonna linger
consumption's been obtained
so go go go go go

crumbly crumbly crumbly...from bein' a-glow
i wanna be cremated
open the flue...up i will go
i wanna be cremated
just put me in a vessel
or pour me down the drain
burnin' burnin' burnin'....my body all aflame
makes french fries of my fingers
and fricassees my brain
so go go go go go

hot hot hot hot...hot hot hot hot
i wanna be cremated
hot hot hot hot...hot hot hot hot
i wanna be cremated
hot hot hot hot...hot hot hot hot
i wanna be cremated
hot hot hot hot...hot hot hot hot
i wanna be cremated



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Susanna Viljanen - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I guess you'd need something hotter than 555 deg C.
Paul Robinson - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This is one hot parody, dude...Some flame-broiled 5's to go with those ashes ~ ~ ~
Jack Wilson - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL thia ia hilarious 555!
alvin rhodes - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks susanna paul and jack
Adagio - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
EEEuuuuwwww!!! How can you bear to think of it? DKTOS, but a good read.
AFW - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Great work on this ashen fashion passion
yoidy - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Now I can't wait to be cremated. It sounds like a lot of fun!
alvin rhodes - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks adagio AFW and yoidy
Stuart McArthur - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
all good bakers should go that way too, alvin - when I suspect I'm about to go though, I wanna be debated - 555
Lionel Mertens - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
i wonder if you cant urn your way to heaven. 5's
TJC - October 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Burnin' Hot! (and it made my cremasterics cringe!)
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
thaks stuart lionel and TJC
malcolm higgins - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
this one was hilarious
Jonathan S. - March 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Out of the numerous parodies of "IWBS," DEFINITELY one of the best I've seen! 555

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