Verse 1

I start to think aloud as Mum opens the door
Don't give me mashed potatoes
What can I do, I can't eat no more
I don't like mashed potatoes
Get "em off my plate now, and put "em down the drain
Do it super quick now, it's driving me insane
Anxiety has sunk in, I look on in disdain
As Mum makes me eat more

Verse 2

All I wanna do is throw up on the floor
And have no mashed potatoes
What can I do, I can't eat no more
Of those freaking mashed potatoes
Can't somebody help me, and make them go away
Carson Kressley eats them, and after all he's gay
I wanna be like Dale, I wanna be like Jaye
And have no more of these

Verse 3

Oh no what's that I see there, it's another encore
More bloody mashed potatoes
What can I do, I can't eat no more
Can't stand them mashed potatoes
Will it ever end now, it's too much for my brain
I wanna go outside now, and get hit by a train
I think it would be easier to be Saddam Hussein
When will you get the hint

Verse 4

I start to think aloud as Mum opens the door
Don't give me mashed potatoes
What can I do, I can't eat no more
I don't like mashed potatoes
Get "em off my plate now, and put "em down the drain
Do it super quick now, it's driving me insane
Can't somebody help me, and make them go away
Carson Kressley eats them, and after all he's gay
Will it ever end now, it's too much for my brain
I wanna go outside now, and get hit by a train
Anxiety has sunk in, I look on in disdain
As Mum makes me eat more

End Bit

Bad bad bad bad bad, bad bad bad bad
Don't give me mashed potatoes
Bad bad bad bad bad, bad bad bad bad
Please no more mashed potatoes
Bad bad bad bad bad, bad bad bad bad
Can't stand them mashed potatoes
Bad bad bad bad bad, bad bad bad bad
Not bloody mashed potatoes