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Song Parodies -> "Teenage Leviathan"

Original Song Title:

"Teenage Lobotomy"

Original Performer:

The Ramones

Parody Song Title:

"Teenage Leviathan"

Parody Written by:

John Ulvang

The Lyrics

DHT(dihydrotestosterone)Richard Kiel! (In the original "The Longest Yard" He's the guy that said, "I think I broke his F***ing neck!")
Leviathan! Leviathan! Leviathan! Leviathan!

DHT did a job on me
Now I'm benching 350!
Varsity was just a dream
Now I'm the entire team!
was a girl, now I am a man!
I'm a teenage leviathan!

Football scouts are after me.
Hope they don't ask me to pee
In a cup I'll have to squeal
why I'm built like Richard Kiel!
Had two testes, down to one
I'm a teenage Leviathan!

GNC has it on the shelf
Just wish I could wipe myself!
Used to go out to the Mall
Now I shop at "Big and Tall"
Feminine to masculine
I'm a teenage Leviathan!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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Lionel Mertens - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
This ones cool. 5's It makes me think of what Graucho Marx said, I'd rather a bottle in front of me instead of a frontal labotomy.
Johnny D - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like your protagonist needs some new Size 555 blue jeans from Leviathan Strauss.
Rick C - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Nicely done, too bad the OS is so short though...555
alvin rhodes - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
interesting twist...5s
Adagio - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS :( Seems like a very unusual topic. I liked the read.
Dee Range - August 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Picturing a leviathan trying to wipe himself cracked me up. 555
Michael Pacholek - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you for NOT making this about Thomas Hobbes' high school days. Don't forget Richard Kiel played Jaws, one of the few James Bond villians to make it to a second film ("The Spy Who Loved Me" and "Moonraker").

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