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Song Parodies -> "Billy Shat Ner"

Original Song Title:

"Gimme Dat Ding"

Original Performer:

The Pipkins

Parody Song Title:

"Billy Shat Ner"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

That's right
Shat's quite
Wide
Fat and rude

That Captain-dude from Desilu

His guts
Need struts
He's quite absurd

That Star Trek nerd,
Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!

AHHH---

Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!

(Oh sing it one more time, Cap'n!)

OHHH---

Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!

Ahhh---

What good's
An actor-drone
Who only knows one "bit" ?

Who'd cast
A handsome fella
Who can't act for sh*t ?

Which man
Can smell a Klingon
Sh*ttin' on a star?

Which man
Has leather ropes
To hold guts where they are?

Billy Shat (Billy Shat)
Ah Billy Shat (Billy Shat)
Ah Billy Shat
Billy Shat
Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy

Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!

[ --- Honky-Tonk Vulcan Harp Interlude --- ]

OHHH---

Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!

Ahhh---

Bill's head's
An Astro-dome
That's al-ways car-pe-ted!

Bill's head's
A swellin' melon
Big as a plan-et!

Jim Kirk
Was always burnin'
For some stellar-love!

Dim Jerk
Can never hope
To grow much hair above!

Billy Shat
Ah Billy Shat
Ah Billy Shat
Billy Shat
Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy

Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!

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MasonR - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! I remember the original...this was even funnier, and a perfect, if oddball, match!
Olvan The Terrible - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I was wondering what the title/artist of this song was! Great parody too, the pacing is right on cue, and the lyrics are funny.
alvin rhodes - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm going to be hearing this all day...5s
Michael Pacholek - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
When man first gazed up into the stars... he dreamed! That one day! Another civil-eye-zation... would produce a parody! As good as this! But now! We can! Do it! Ourselves! Five days of shore leave on Argelius II. (Or Risa, if you're into the later shows.)
stuart mcarthur - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
LMAO! talk about milking the gag - and a beautiful gag to milk JD! Billy Shat! - that's gonna be stuck in my head a while - 555 - stuff of genius
Johnny D - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, MasonR, Olvan The Terrible, alvin, MP, and Stu!

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