-> "Billy Shat Ner"
Original Song Title:
"Gimme Dat Ding"
Parody Song Title:
"Billy Shat Ner"
The Lyrics
That's right
Shat's quite
Wide
Fat and rude
That Captain-dude from Desilu
His guts
Need struts
He's quite absurd
That Star Trek nerd,
Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!
AHHH---
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!
(Oh sing it one more time, Cap'n!)
OHHH---
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!
Ahhh---
What good's
An actor-drone
Who only knows one "bit" ?
Who'd cast
A handsome fella
Who can't act for sh*t ?
Which man
Can smell a Klingon
Sh*ttin' on a star?
Which man
Has leather ropes
To hold guts where they are?
Billy Shat (Billy Shat)
Ah Billy Shat (Billy Shat)
Ah Billy Shat
Billy Shat
Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!
[ --- Honky-Tonk Vulcan Harp Interlude --- ]
OHHH---
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!
Ahhh---
Bill's head's
An Astro-dome
That's al-ways car-pe-ted!
Bill's head's
A swellin' melon
Big as a plan-et!
Jim Kirk
Was always burnin'
For some stellar-love!
Dim Jerk
Can never hope
To grow much hair above!
Billy Shat
Ah Billy Shat
Ah Billy Shat
Billy Shat
Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Shat-Ner!
Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Shat!
Billy-Billy-Billy-Shat-Ner!
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