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Song Parodies -> "I Think I Stubbed You"

Original Song Title:

"I Think I Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Partridge Family

Parody Song Title:

"I Think I Stubbed You"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i'm walking...and right as i stumble, give a good scream
my toe began to ache up
all bloody as its throbbing now with pain
i've injured it again
i start to bellow cause i've bled
its purple, blue and red
its an injury i dread
i think i stubbed you...(i think i stubbed you)

no warning...i hop up and start squealing
a little thing i can't deal with
i'm really such a klutz, i tell myself
don't try to hurt myself
but there's no doubt about it
i always seem to clout it
when i walk, i meet my doom
i think i stubbed you...(i think i stubbed you)

i don't know what i bumped against
i only know i shouted out
it really hurts without a doubt

HEY !

i think i stubbed you
so mad that i got all banged up
when the last time had just cured up
not something that i yearned for
i think i stubbed you
how i hate when i get maimed up
when i scurry, i must pay
my tootsies bend and splay

it grieves me...i mustn't be in a hurry
a mangled toe feels so crappy
i feel dismay...whenever blood gets spilled
a barefoot boy gets killed
when he runs around without shoes
better ease up on my pace
rather fall down on my face
i think i stubbed you...( i think i stubbed you)

i think i stubbed you
so mad that i got all banged up
when the last time had just cured up
not something that i yearned for
i think i stubbed you
how i hate when i get maimed up
when i scurry, i must pay
my tootsies bend and splay

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Old Man Ribber - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Shirley Jones meets jammed tarsal bones! Painfully funny! 5-5-5! ;D
Christie Marie M - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Very clever and PAINFUL parody, Alvin! Being klutzy often leads to dangerous results! I injured myself a few times because I'm always clumsy. I often jam my toes on doorstops and legs of beds. Here's $555 for medical care!
Timmy1000 - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
A real laugher - the sad part of this is that I could sing along with this this song.
Fiddlegirl - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Yowch!!!
Guy - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
"He got toe jam football" - so that's what the Beatles meant in "Come Together". I'm always stubbing my toes and hurting my feet. So when I'm barefoot walking about my brain keeps saying to my peds - Feets don't nail me now. Here's 5 toes - go nail 'em.
Mark Scotti - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Been there....stubbed that!!! Painful 5 toes to you..
Andy Primus - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Here's $555 - go buy some glasses
TT - August 04, 2009 - Report this comment
I Cassidese votes at you: Five toes, three feet, apparently.
AFW - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
I hate when that happens..toe stubbing, that is...great sub and stub
alvin - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks OMR..glad ya enjoyed....thanks christie...me too...thanks timmy...brave of you to admit...thanks fiddlegirl...thanks guy...lol...thanks mark...thanks andy...thanks TT....thanks AFW
TJC - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
Toetally cool!
alvin - August 05, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks TJC
MadameDeNorCAL - August 06, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry, Sir Alvin, . . . I think I 'Snubbed you' . . .
alvin - August 08, 2009 - Report this comment
thanks MDNC...lol

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