I'm walking
And right in the middle of a day dream
Then all at once I step in
To something that’s now sticking to my shoe
Must be from a Shih Tzu
I hold my hands up to my head
And feel my face turn red
Screaming out the words I dread ....
I stepped in dog poo! (I stepped in dog poo)

This morning, I woke up and went walking
I didn't pay close attention
Oh yes I know I should have watched myself
And so I blame myself
I didn’t walk around it
And now my shoe had found it
Where a dog had made a boom
I stepped in dog poo! (I stepped in dog poo)

I stepped in dog poo
So now I’ve got it to wipe off
And if I don’t get it all off
I’ll track it on my house floor
I stepped in dog poo
Now I’ve got this crap to scrape off
Though it worries me to say
The smell won’t go away

I need some grass to wipe against
I don't see any grass about
I’m tracking all this stink about
Hey! I stepped in dog poo!
So now I’ve got it to wipe off
And if I don’t get it all off
I’ll track it on my house floor
I stepped in dog poo
Now I’ve got this crap to scrape off
Though it worries me to say
The smell won’t go away

Believe me
I’ll clean my shoes in a hurry
I don’t like it when they smell crappy
The smell of crap won’t go away, I’m ill
I think I’ll need a pill
I walk and track around this dog poo
Now for lunch I’ve lost my taste
How I hate that foul dog waste
Now I smell some cat pee

I stepped in dog poo! (I stepped in dog poo)

I stepped in dog poo! (I stepped in dog poo)

I stepped in dog poo! (I stepped in dog poo)

I stepped in dog poo! (I stepped in dog poo)